Paddy & Mick are walking together and Paddy says "Mick have you s**t yer sel?"
"No, a have not" replies Mick
The two tinkers keep marching down the dirt track looking for an abode when that certain whiff once again catches the nose of Paddy...
"Mick are you SURE you havn't s**t yer sel?"
"A hav'nt s**t ma sel" retorts Mick
They reach a barn and the two decide to bed down
Mick takes his trousers down and the tell-tale signs are there for Paddy to see.
"Mick, a thought you said you had'nt s**t yer sel" says Paddy as he points to the offending pile inside his pal's kegs.
"Oh, a thought you meant today Paddy!"
2006-10-12 11:16:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Stop it Fidgety,get to bed.
Why do Irishmen wear two condoms?---To be sure,to be sure.
2006-10-12 13:14:28 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gross but Funny
2006-10-12 19:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, you made me laugh.
the irish cat had a s.h.i.t ya know then it buried itself...
.ha ha. lmao..thanks for that.
2006-10-12 18:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lovely!
2006-10-13 04:41:01 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol - v funny
2006-10-12 18:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol im laughing lol
2006-10-12 21:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by becca becz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-10-13 07:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-12 19:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it
2006-10-12 18:26:44 · answer #9 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwww!
2006-10-12 18:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by tsd574 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋