I would tell you to cook your own damn meal, you chauvinist pig, then tie you up and leave you in the gutter for the scallies to find. I'd go back inside and have a happy night in with the Rabbit and a tub of ice cream.
2006-10-12 11:18:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I would go all out cooking you a nice warm meal. A 29 cent can of soup, stale crackers and water for your drink. Then for the real fun, I'd take you to visit an aunt that never shuts up. And tell her you want to hear all about her health problems.
2006-10-12 11:28:10
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answered by Anonymous
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erm.... i would make u a steak with mash and ur choice of veg and a salad on the side.there would be a bottle of wine at the table and ur choice of lager.after the meal id still be drinkn and ud sit on the sofa chillin out then id give u a blow and then before the nite is down we would hit the pubs then a club and get faded
2006-10-12 18:20:54
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answered by Anonymous
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If I was lucky enough to be your girl I think I would cook something with a lot of chilli and stuff it down or up one of two bodily canals. Depending on how the night goes, I may take you to the hospital afterwards :) Be mine!
2006-10-12 12:27:48
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answered by Mistress_T 3
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First of all if your going to be the man in the relationship, you should take your girl out,not make her cook you something and take you out. The way you are talking '' If you were lucky enough to be my girlfriend'' i don't think many girls would want to be yours , always having to be there at you beck and call.
2006-10-12 11:19:47
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answered by twinkletoes7474 1
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It would have to be finger licking food, for starter I'd make a platter of anti pesto for 2, we'd feed each other with little titbits, for main coarse it would be langoustines with a sweet chilli dip ( chillies are very good for the male sex hormones ), I would dip your langoustines in the chilli and feed you, licking the remnants from your lips, dessert would be a really creamy, soapy shower, I'd wash you and cover you in slippery soap suds, after all that effort on my behalf I'd let you choose what you want to do next.
2006-10-12 19:43:35
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answered by Anonymous
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For you jarvy - a nice helping of veggie casserole with a double dose helping of arsnic followed by a nice home baked chocolate pudding sprinkled liberally with rat poison!!!!
Then afterwards Id seductively lead you to the kitchen - where you'd do the washing up!!!
xxx
2006-10-12 20:48:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I think you're the one who should impress the girl. Surprise her with a romantic dinner at your pad, after dinner take her to the living room where champagne is waiting, play your fav love song and dance with her. Or, invite her over and ask her to help you prepare the meals!
2006-10-12 12:45:48
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answered by -j4n3- 2
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I would cook Ribeye steak with black pepper sauce, chunky chips, onion rings, sauteed mushrooms. For desert we would share apple pie and custard, both home made. Then we would settle down and watch some football. Works every time as i love football!
2006-10-12 11:46:02
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answered by china doll 5
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IF I were LUCKY enuff to be your girlfriend - WOW! I would be too nervous to do anything in case it did not meet your approval so I guess I will never get the chance to find out. Damn damn damn. My life is over. You have ruined me for other men.
2006-10-12 11:24:15
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answered by Anonymous
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