passing a drug test!! (open minded individuals only please)?

Question

First off, since i've noticed people love to point out the obvious, yes I know if I didn't smoke I would obviously pass the test.

Ok now to get to the point, I smoke weed. It's what I do. The last time I smoked was 3 days ago and I'm looking at probably having to take a drug test for a job in the next 2 days. I've read to drink a lot of water but I'm not sure how effective that is. I was thinking of using someone else's urine but I was wondering does it have to be someone of the same sex incase they test for hormones? And last but not least is there anything I can buy thats $20 or under to help out?

Thanks for looking!!!

Answer 1

i guess if u use some1's wee and get caught thats even worse aint it? so make sure if u use some1's wee u don't get caught.
drinking water won't help in less than 2 months so don't waste it coz we need it.

Answer 2

I in no way condone the use of illegal drugs, but it is your life, that said here is my suggestion. Other than the obvious abstinence, try going to GNC (General Nutrition Center). They have two different system cleansing agents. I do not know if they are under $20, but you have to decide how bad you want the job and whether it is worth the money.

They will tell give you a spiel saying that they do not proclaim to be able to detoxify any illegal drugs out of your system (the standard CYA message).

Good luck, next time plan better. You may smoke, but there comes a time when you have to be smart about your smoking habits.

Answer 3

Maybe you should've been abstinant a couple weeks previous to the drug test. As far as using someone else's urine, I wouldn't suggest that. Because it obviously has to be body temperature and not only that- how would you hide it? I had a friend who would drink about a gallon and a half of water a day to try and pass his UA.

I've heard of many different ways to try to pass. However, I'm not sure any of them work because THC is stored in your fat cells. One suggestion I heard was drinking a cap full of bleach (I DO NOT recommend this- it could be very dangerous as bleach is ver corrosive). I've also heard of drinking vinegar (I'm not sure how effective this is). My best suggestion would be to pee as much as possible and don't smoke until it's over with.

Answer 4

You are in a pickle. Too much water will dillute the test and your results will come up inconclusive. If you are a habitual pot smoker, it will take an act of GOD to clean your system. It took about 45 days for my friend to get clean with the aid cleansers and the such because she was a daily smoker.

If you want to take someone elses urine sample, It is risky, but unless you are getting tested by the state for probation, or at clinic in the inner city, you will go in the bathroom alone. The temprature needs to be right, so in other words it has to be warm. In one of my not finest moments, I used a douche bottle (because it is thin to absorb body heat and its the right size) took plastic wrap and rubber banded it tight. use my finger nail, or you can use a pen and well there you go. If you get caught you get caught. If you take it yourself you are going to fail anyway!)

But do not depend on any Niacin, Unless you do it for a week.

Answer 5

OK, this might be effective of the only thing that might turn up is THC, but this is what I do, and it's worked. The answer is... cranberry juice! Pee yourself dry about two hours before, then drink about 2 quarts (yes, that's quarts) of cranberry juice. Don't go until the time of the test, and give the sample from the middle somewhere. Between diluting it and driving the Ph up, ya got a chance of passing. Peace ;)

Answer 6

Forget it darling! I've tried a lot of things(even putting a little bleach in my urine) They say there is a flush kit you can buy at herbal stores that will flush your system but marijuana stays in your system for 30 days which is quiet a shame when a crack head can take the test 3 days later and show up clean.

Answer 7

Ok sweetheart if at all possible you might want to try to extend the drug test. If not use another drug-free females urine. Nothing can clear weed from your system but time. Try not to smoke large amounts after you get the job, they do regular drug tests especially if they think you are a druggie.
Good Luck=]

Answer 8

whats up Sorry approximately your situation. I also have a chum who became on probation and had to objective as quickly as in line with month. He smokes on a popular foundation like 2 or 3 joints an afternoon and has handed each and every try. He beverages various water beginning the day of try to takes organic-combination offered at GNC. good success! :)

Answer 9

The active ingredient in weed (THC) is NOT water soluble so drinking lots of water will not help.

It can take up to a month to get "clean."

Test yourself before submitting to an employer's test. Stall 'em if u can.

The site below has cheap tests.

Answer 10

I think you're going to be OK. I heard that pot gets out of your system within 3 to 5 days, depending on your metabolism. If you have not smoked it but have been in the room while other people have smoked it, it will still show up in your urine, due to second hand smoke. I know this because this happened to someone I know. Good luck.

Answer 11

DO NOT use someone else's urine. If you are caught, you will not get the job and a bad reputation. Businesses are not looking for liers! Be straight forward with your results - regardless of what they are. Honesty weights more in your favor than a flatout lie!