There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-10-12 10:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by chuchi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sad yet Funny
2006-10-12 10:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by mizindpndntgrl25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moral of the story...
When you want a drink you'd better get it honestly.
If you don't, you'll never know what's in it.
(Don't drink and drive) hehehehe
2006-10-12 18:31:02 · answer #2 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sucks to be the truck driver!! :)
2006-10-12 17:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD. ONE GUY WAKES UP IN HOSPITAL MINUS A LEG, THE DOCTOR SAYS, IV'E GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS, WHICH FIRST?--THE GUY SAYS , BAD NEWS...DR---WE HAD TO AMPUTATE, BUT WE TOOK OFF THE WRONG LEG.--OMG!!GOOD NEWS QUICK!!!---THE OTHER LEG'S GETTING BETTER!!!
2006-10-12 17:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by kwenzini 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha... Cute.
2006-10-12 17:50:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaja its kinda funny
2006-10-12 17:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww ...poor man.... when it comes to drinking poison, he still had it bad!!! ...=( hehehe..
2006-10-12 17:53:09 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good!
2006-10-12 17:51:48 · answer #8 · answered by Link 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea Old One but good one for a Change !! Thanks
2006-10-12 17:51:11 · answer #9 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn sorry
2006-10-12 17:49:14 · answer #10 · answered by FLOYD 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋