man joins parachute brigade and after training goes up for first jump.....soon its his turn but just as he is about to go he chickens out..".no no!!" he cries.... a big black sergent comes up behind him with his 12 inches in his hand,and shouts" jump, or ill give you this right up your a..s..!"
did you jump his friend askes..?
only a little at first....
2006-10-12 10:26:25 · 32 answers · asked by notgnal 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha very funny
two parrots sitting on a perch one says to the other can you smell fish
2006-10-12 10:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rather funny but a bit dusgusting. I'm glad i wasn't in that situation when i did my parachute jump !!! Good thing i didn't chicken out!
How about this:
Two snowmen - one says to the other - can you smell carrots?!
2006-10-12 11:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting!
2006-10-12 10:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by josh w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah its funny....I'm sure the para's wouldn't like it (but the bootnecks would)
2006-10-12 11:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very funny i like it i never know what to say for jokes except well done that was good
2006-10-12 10:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh boy, is that really the best you can think up?
2006-10-12 10:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by pennines123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its wrong, but had a little giggle!
2006-10-12 10:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by greenday_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-12 10:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by thesingist 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT AT ALL THAT'S SOO NOT FUNNY COME UP WITH BETTER JOKES!!!
2006-10-12 10:28:18 · answer #9 · answered by Mrsz.Sanders 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was ok, you got a smirk out of me.
2006-10-12 10:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by sweetpea 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋