2006-10-12 10:19:21 · 12 answers · asked by bagyman 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were in a wheelchair and needed help" he was very drunk and seeing double and thought my bike was a wheelchair. Then he asked me to kiss him. It didn't work....made me laugh though.
2006-10-12 10:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by biacol 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Miss Tickle...might think of that one in the over 45's night in Norwich on Saturday!
But seriously...rolling out cliches and a mouldy collection of words is perhaps the worst thing any sex can use to impress...but I'm told the man will be forgiven (for the time being) if he has more money than sense - but come the last tune, he'll be smarting in the corner, after she told the bouncers to watch him on her way back from the 'powder room'.
The best thing is to keep your mouth shut!
2006-10-12 17:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as a good chat up line...they never work!
a woman doesn't want to be spun some line, she wants a bit of intelectual conversation that doesn't revolve around "do you come here often?" or "your legs must be tired - you've been running through my mind all night!" - you guys need to try a new tecnique!!
2006-10-12 17:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Miss Tickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont use chat up lines just a smile and make 'em laugh. although u could tell the lady in question 2 get her coat cos she's pulled! lol
2006-10-12 20:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a bed in the back of my truck fancy joining me. It gave me a laugh if nothing else
2006-10-12 17:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by shoefairy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard a good one but I've heard a few funny ones. My favourite was
"Hi, can I borrow 20p? I need to ring your parents to let them know you won't be going home tonight."
2006-10-12 17:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha. in short, they dont exist!!
my fav for guys is (when they are wearing a pink shirt/t-shirt obv)
i believe it takes a reeeeeeal man to wear pink, it alllllways works, they are like puppies and aim to prove to you that they are real men!! hehe
2006-10-12 19:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by flansis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me madam is this seat taken may i join you? i only sit with highly intelligent and interesting women and like to sit with you.
mmmmmmmm ohhh what a smooothie!!
2006-10-12 17:36:06 · answer #8 · answered by b1uecee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"does the lovely face have a name"? it was nice to hear that.
2006-10-12 17:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by gal-next-dr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you like a drink ??
reason: FREE BOOZE lol
2006-10-12 17:50:33 · answer #10 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋