Last week was my birthday&I didn't fel very well that morning.I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant&say"Happy Birthday"&possibly have a present for me.As it turned out she barely said Good morning.Well that's marriage for you but my kids will remember...they didn't say a word.So when I left for the office I was feelin pretty low but then Jane my secretary said "Morning Boss, Happy Birthday".At least someone had remembered. Lunch time,Jane knocked and asked me out to lunch.I said Thanks Jane.We didn't go to our normal place instead to a little place with a private table.We had 2 Martinis each&I enjoyed the meal.On the way back Jane said let's go to my place.After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me&said Boss if you don't mind I'm going to step into the bedroom for a minute - I'll be right back.After a couple of minutes she appeared with a b'day cake,my wife,kids&friends all singing Happy B'day...and i just sat there....on the couch....COMPLETELY NAKED!
2006-10-12 10:07:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 'the gunners' below....see, I didn't forget. Have a good day.
2006-10-13 00:09:38 · update #1
Good one!
Do you realise it's Friday the 13th today.I can tell it's going to be a bad day when my twin brother forgot it was my birthday!
2006-10-12 22:51:59 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-12 17:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!!
People don't tell brilliant jokes like that anymore!
Pure Quality.... thumbs up for you matey!
Thanx for the laugh!
2006-10-12 17:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it gonna use it tomorrow theres so much pub ammo on here i dont think i have enough room in my brain for any more jokes
2006-10-12 17:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! But that really sucks for the guy.
2006-10-12 17:17:54 · answer #5 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old
2006-10-12 17:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!
I've never heard that one!
Really Funny!! :)
2006-10-12 17:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg funny funny stuff lol
2006-10-12 17:12:15 · answer #8 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than dinosaur crap!
2006-10-12 17:15:10 · answer #9 · answered by angryirishman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!lol
2006-10-12 17:10:50 · answer #10 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋