Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard .
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
2006-10-12 09:54:54 · 18 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll bet the doctor got a kick out of it when he saw you, that must have made his day.
2006-10-12 10:07:46 · answer #1 · answered by lilymarie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!
2006-10-12 16:59:27 · answer #2 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, sounds like a predicament my 6 year old daughter would get me into...lol.
2006-10-12 18:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked so passing that on no bloke will laugh as they wont see that its all true we all wax clean and make that extra bit of effort to see the gyny lol
2006-10-12 16:57:22 · answer #4 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice punchline.
2006-10-12 20:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by malcy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great!!! It sounds like something I would do!
2006-10-12 16:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by nmtgirl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg hahahaha lolooolollollollollollooloolllololololol
2006-10-12 16:59:01 · answer #7 · answered by googoodollsyah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and oldie, but a goodie - there's also the one with the bus ticket...
2006-10-12 16:56:59 · answer #8 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! That is too funny. I'd die of embrassment.
2006-10-12 22:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by April 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-12 17:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋