About as sharp as a marble.
A few clowns short of a circus.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas Tree.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
I wish I had a blueprint for his brain; I'm trying to build an idiot.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
He only has one oar in the water.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her Cornflakes in one box.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
2006-10-12 09:51:09 · 11 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch. Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
Anyone got anymore?
2006-10-12 09:52:02 · update #1
WOW HOWD U DO THAT?
i see ur tank's ran out of gas
is that peanut of urs working?
2006-10-12 09:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by Ohkay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually say "your not the brightest crayon in the box, are ya?", but I liked the blueprint one that you have, that was one of the only ones that I hadn't heard before! You have quite a list, good job!
2006-10-12 16:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Couple bricks short of a full load.
The word gullible is written on the ceiling.
Here's your sign!
I like the ones you have, I will definately use some of them.
2006-10-12 17:27:31 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hes depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He would disappoint headhunters.
If he shot an arrow into the air, he'd miss.
2006-10-12 17:03:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a sandwich short of a picnic
thick as two short planks
lol hope im helping
2006-10-12 16:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lost her marbles.
couple of sandwiches short of a picnic
mixfused
2006-10-12 17:18:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two tacos shy of a combo plate
2006-10-12 16:54:33 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Haha I like them!!
2006-10-12 16:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Britt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok you got some good ones in there BUT cheese slid off the cracker DOES NOT mean your stupid it means you are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! other than than that a few good ones
2006-10-12 17:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
found a few there definitely worth using!!!!
2006-10-12 16:54:36 · answer #10 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋