I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
2006-10-12 09:49:32 · 9 answers · asked by neha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-12 09:51:40 · answer #1 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heres the rest of the joke:
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this
morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard .
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
2006-10-12 09:57:43 · answer #2 · answered by cigaro19 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You got to be kidding me. You want us to finish it I was waiting for the punch line then got dropped like a hot potato. I'm disappointed.
2006-10-12 09:52:23 · answer #3 · answered by Janet lw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
can you give me a nudge when you get round to finishing it.............thanks xx
2006-10-12 20:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry, i dunno, i dont go to a gynecologist but im guessing examination table. thats a guess worth 10 points rite there. pleeeeeeeeeze lol
2006-10-12 09:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by blank 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the what
2006-10-12 09:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by googoodollsyah 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and then what .. the suspense is killing me!!!
2006-10-12 09:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Muy Buena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pray continue....
2006-10-12 09:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by gerbiltamer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hopped on the what?? tell me please
2006-10-12 10:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋