1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don?t disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you. 3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That?s a good point, Sparky." "No, I?m sorry, but I?m going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you?re doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I?ll be in the bathroom."
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven?t lost them as much since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap yourself randomly the whole way.
2006-10-12 09:44:10 · 12 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8) Put a chair facing a printer. Sit there all day and tell people you?re waiting for your document.
9) Every time someone asks you to do something, anything, ask him or her if they want fries with that.
10) Send e-mail back and forth to yourself engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
11) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair-dancing.
12) Put your trash can on your desk. Label it "IN."
13) Feign an unnatural and hysterical fear of staplers.
14) Send e-mail messages saying there?s free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you?ve got to be faster than that."
15) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
Help me add some more.
2006-10-12 09:45:04 · update #1
I just did #4. Lets see how many people ask why I told them I had to pee.... Maybe I'll get drug tested? Or fired? Nah.... Fuc.k em. They know I'm krazy anyway.......
2006-10-12 09:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
glue a quarter to the floor adn see how many ppls try to pick it up and cant!
create your own religion adn try to spread it around the office..how many ppls can you get to join?
pretend to be schitzophrenic and have arguments with yourself the entire day
dress up in a costume and be in character all day
ummm
send out a mass e-mail about how the internet is down today adn see how many ppls actually dont use the internet...
2006-10-12 09:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by savvyfullhouse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i work in a hire shop full of guys come on give me something useful like how to pull stupid pranks on them instead of them doing it to me all the time lol
2006-10-12 10:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. I like three and seven. And the "would you like fries with that?". But I've heard of the last one.
2006-10-12 09:46:33 · answer #4 · answered by The Great Walrus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVED that, dually noted! And since I am at work. let's start working on some of these right now.....
2006-10-12 13:39:18 · answer #5 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one..
Dress up in a well padded Barney or Elmo costume with a big "Kick Me" sign on it!
2006-10-12 09:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
State loudly "Is that a picture of an airplane or is that a window"?
2006-10-12 09:46:50 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg those are funny! i especially like the mosquito net idea...
2006-10-12 09:48:00 · answer #8 · answered by mighty_power7 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
prank call people at your office or prank e-mail
2006-10-12 09:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by bceltics94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute
2006-10-12 09:45:33 · answer #10 · answered by twistedangel4023 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋