At least you can be almost certain of getting a free meal in pretty much any town in the western world if you to a Christian church and pretend to them you think there's a God. Anyone ever get a Sunday roast from a Satanist?
2006-10-12 09:29:05 · 10 answers · asked by Nitrous McBread 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
satanism, the religion as opposed to the stereotype, makes a lot of sense. faking religion just for the free food only makes you a fat hypocrite.
2006-10-12 09:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Haha, that`s nice about the meal. You know christianity is not the only religion feeding food to their attendants. From personal experience I know tha Muslims do it too, and all during the Ramadan they give free dinner every eveining in your local mosque. Also the I`ve been in Hindu temple and on the way out I was given a bag of small fruits to chew on as a afternoon snack.
It`s like, when someone wanting to be elected for mayor gives away free drinks and chocolates to the crowd - to win their appreciation.
Just as the Roman emperors did during the coliseum games - they threw loafs of bread to the spectating crowd.
;-)
2006-10-12 09:34:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ateviel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two sides of the same coin. Satanists are rebel Christians, mainly because Satan is a Christian god.
2006-10-12 09:31:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't make yourself such a God for in doing so you only embarrass yourself.Your as bad as the Satanist only worse.At least their not being a hypocrite in order to get a free meal.The truth is we all need God .You said it yourself,Christan's are a giving people and they've got roast.
2006-10-12 09:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by don_steele54 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, yes I have.
Satanists to not worship the Devil, you imbecile. It is a metaphor for living a life of indulgence - the opposite of Christianity's practices....
So, yes, many times I have shared free meals with "satanists". It appears that it is you, my freind, who is daft.
2006-10-12 09:31:51 · answer #5 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! I never thought of this before... interesting point. I'll have to visit the Church of Satan and see if I can get a free meal.
2006-10-12 09:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the big issue - to me - with satanists, is that they are really christians. I mean, their entire cosmology is dependent upon the judeo-christian pantheon of gods and demons. Without christianity, satanists don't have a leg to stand on.
It's kinda ironic.
FP
2006-10-12 09:31:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
it quite is petty and stupid. yet this could be a faith which spent maximum of its early years arguing approximately, dividing themselves over, and often times coming to blows concerning miniscule bits of doctrine. Have a pass at analyzing the a number of writings of the early church fathers. they might argue over something.
2016-10-19 07:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And, not hot like the pope!
2006-10-12 09:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they just give out crystal meth and butt plugs.
2006-10-12 09:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋