Lil' Johnny is delivering newspapers. He knocks on a door, a lady answers, and he says, "Collect... thatll be five dollars." She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but if you want, I'll give you sex instead."Johnny says, "All right."
He walks in, she undoes his pants, pulls them down, and there's the biggest wanker she's ever seen...it's huge for such a small kid. Johnny reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out a handful of huge washers, and starts sliding them onto his wanker.
She says, "You don't have to do that...I can take all of it." Johnny says, "Not for five bucks you can't."
2006-10-12 09:24:23 · 9 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
too funny!
2006-10-12 09:29:10 · answer #1 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, just wait until tomorrow night to tell all my friends at the pub.
2006-10-12 16:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Javy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke rocks! That reminds me..... Ah yes, Rolling Rock. I'll take two.
2006-10-12 16:29:33 · answer #3 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-12 16:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by pitbull lover 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO- Where do you get these jokes?
2006-10-12 16:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-10-12 16:28:17 · answer #6 · answered by lostinabook24 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-12 17:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes , yes.........well done....
2006-10-12 16:27:06 · answer #8 · answered by pat.rob00 Chef U.K. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:-D
2006-10-12 16:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by kna0831 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋