Can you read these right the first time?
1-The bandage was WOUND around the WOUND
2-The farm was used to PRODUCE PRODUCE
3-The dunp was so full that it had to REFUSE REFUSE
4-We must POLISH the POLISH furniture
5-He could LEAD if he would get the LEAD out
6-The soldier decided to DESERT his DESSERT in the DESERT
7-Since there is no time like the PRESENT he thought it was time to PRESENT the PRESENT
8-A BASS was painted on the head of the BASS drum
9-I did not OBJECT to the OBJECT
10-The insurance was VALID for the INVALID
11-There was a ROW among the oarsmen about who would ROW
12-They were too CLOSE to the door to CLOSE it
13-The buck DOES funny things when the DOES are present
14-A seamstress and a SEWER fell down into a SEWER
15-The WIND was too strong to WIND the sail
16-Upon seeing the TEAR in the painting I shall shed a TEAR
17-I had to SUBJECT the SUBJECT to a series of tests
18- How can I INTIMATE this to the most INTIMATE friend.
2006-10-12 09:16:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1.Keep your log table on the Table
2.LIGHT the LIGHT LIGHT
3.This SPRING was brought in the last SPRING
4.PAPER used for the News PAPER is of good Quality
5.BEAR too BEAR a baby
6.The LEAD in the Pencil LEAD to this injury
7.TOP is of TOP quality
8. WATCH the fake Watch!
9.TIP for the day is don't touch the TIP
10.Crack the NUT with that big NUT
Yes English is easy!!!
2006-10-12 09:29:12 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know English is not easy, for the last 10 years I've been a volunteer at a primary school where for the vast majority of pupils English is a second language. It's an uphill battle trying to explain how two words can be spelt the same but be pronounced differently/mean something else - the real joy is realising that you have actually been able to get through to a child and for them to enjoy reading and not fear it.
2006-10-12 16:25:31 · answer #2 · answered by cookiemonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How cool is the English language??!! Thats cool!! Its funny how you dont think about it but when you read it, wow - Im sure glad I am English!! Im trying to learn Italian at the moment - now when I sit there and think 'This is so hard' - I will think of what you wrote and be glad I am not an Italian trying to learn English!!!
2006-10-12 16:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Moi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty cool i had problems on #4, #15, and#17. Pretty cool,
2006-10-12 16:20:22 · answer #4 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A draught blew away the draughtsman's pencil, it landed on his draughtboard
2006-10-12 16:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty cool. Our language is a riddle in istself.
2006-10-12 16:19:56 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that you use an old saw on #5. Can you can these? Perhaps you can have a seal seal them.
2006-10-12 16:27:50 · answer #7 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Errr. Yes. What's the real question? Apart from, why do you have spelling mistakes in your text?
2006-10-12 16:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by letem haveit 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Our language is rubbish.
I'm going to speak... erm.... French from now on.
Bon soir
2006-10-12 16:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by C T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah so easy....
There's loads of those!!
like fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing!!
but wise man and wise guy are opposites!!
ha ha ha
xxx
2006-10-12 17:00:20 · answer #10 · answered by ciaragw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋