For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
2006-10-12 08:44:37 · 18 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
of course... you know what i thought they were doing...
i was sure the punchline would be the female statue ended up pregnant or something like that.
2006-10-12 08:46:57 · answer #1 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you say, heroic statues? Crapping on a bird's head doesn't seam very heroic. LoL!!!
2006-10-12 15:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by Ana 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tee Hee Hee! I always wanted to do that to a pigeon before because they love doing that on people! ^_^
2006-10-12 15:49:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not heard his joke and so having now heard it my world is 7.6% better. Thank you, that's better than a chocolate bar but not as good as a ********.
2006-10-12 16:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Pete B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-10-12 15:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by stevekc43 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one
2006-10-12 15:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by jack jack 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it
2006-10-12 15:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious my friend.
2006-10-12 15:47:13 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old joke but still funny!
2006-10-12 15:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by tubs 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA that was a good one.
2006-10-12 15:50:27 · answer #10 · answered by saraxxlynn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋