Does anyone know a good SHORT quote with attitude or that is humorous?
2006-10-12 08:34:48 · 40 answers · asked by Bella-bella 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Some seem to be mistaking attitude for rudeness.
2006-10-12 11:32:04 · update #1
Our attitude determines our altitude.
Don't Get Mad, Get Attitude.
It's the Attitude You Can See.
Go On, Get Your Attitude Out.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
If you look for the positive things in life; you will find them.
Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
Realize that there are not hopeless situations; there are only people who take hopeless attitudes.
We have both a weak self and a strong self; the two are completely different. If we allow our weak side to dominate, we will surely be defeated.
2006-10-13 00:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by .. 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Any of these might be helpful
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a ***** like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like ****. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?
2006-10-12 15:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by DeeDee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sergeant Daniel Daly was one of two (the other was General Smedley Butler) of the US Marines most highly decorated men in Marine Corp history being that he received the Nation's highest military award twice for seperate acts of being a hero in battle was awarded the Medal of Honor (and he had quite an attitude) is quoted as saying just before leading his tired, pinned down, outgunned, and outnumbered men into a charge into battle in Belleau Wood in June 1918 said "Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?" - The Marines that he lead won the battle that day dispite the odds (although he later claims that he didn't swear most Marines stick with the version where he does)
2006-10-12 08:59:50 · answer #3 · answered by bold_artistic_forgiven 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
When someone annoys you say: "I'm going to hit you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of fashion"
Or when you come across an idiot say "You're better off keeping your mouth shut, then people will just think you're an idiot. Because if you open it, you will confirm the fact."
On age say say:- "Hey, you don't look your age: but I bet you did when you were."
Or - As an outsider, what do you think of the Human race?
Or - Have you ever been in a zoo? As a visitor I mean.
Or - The last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it.
2006-10-12 12:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 05:49:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone is annoying you try one of these...
It's OK. I'll forgive you for that. I remember my first pint!
Do you know what the difference between a gentleman and an *** hole is? A gentleman knows when to shut up!
What do you use as contraception, your looks or your personality?
Are your parents cousins?
(don't use against your brother/sister).
If your *** was as big as your mouth you wouldn't be able to fit through the door!
I'll hit you so many times you'll think you're fu*king surrounded!
I'll hit you with so many combinations you'll think you are a fu*king safe!
If a girl says you have a small penis...
I may not have a huge organ but I'm not used to playing in cathedrals!
Last but not least...
(I used this one on my ex when she shouted in front of a group of people that I had never satisfied her in bed).
So what!!! You faked a couple of orgasms, I faked a whole Fu*king relationship!!!
2006-10-12 09:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by paddymac 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
A good quote with attitude but also with wisdom is ,,,if someone
tells you to go to hell ,,answer them with this ,,,yeah right,,like you
have the power to put me there ,,,,
2006-10-12 11:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by josephine s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Stop talking verbal diarhea
2) Stick your head where the sun don't shine
3) You moan like an old whaling ship
4) A joke's a very serious thing
5) I murdered my grandmother this morning
2006-10-16 07:11:02 · answer #8 · answered by Le Baron 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favourite came from a lady film-critic, who wasn't very keen on the actress who played the lead fermale role in the film "I am a camera"
"Me no Leica!"
2006-10-15 09:21:55 · answer #9 · answered by musonic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. If the plane is reusable, it's an excellent one.
The sky is not the limit, the ground is.
2006-10-16 03:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by c321arty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋