What if he said the bible was about morals and an esoteric way of explaining evolution, nature and natural selection, and the Christians took it way too literal and didn't get the meaning of it at all. What if he turned to you with utter discontent and dissapointment and condemned you to hell? He might say that he expected the majority not to get it, thus leaving the few true followers of science and logic behind to start earth all over with a better start than what we had when the loony Christians were mucking everything up.
2006-10-12 08:11:58 · 14 answers · asked by Hellsdiner 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
They'd crucify him again.Xtians are never wrong, didn't you know that?
2006-10-12 08:13:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Given the fact that he hasn't come back in 2000 years, yet was allegedly seen by hundreds of people, including Paul, after his resurrection, it begs the question of why he hasn't made an appearance since. But, I suppose if I play along with your question, I would have to agree that he would tell everybody, not just Christians, that they got it all wrong. I also don't believe Jesus would condemn anybody. It's not his style.
2006-10-12 08:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question!
What is a soul? I know what a sole is.
"the" Bible? No such thing. Many Bibles, all different.
Please consider these tidbits:
Jews for Jesus = Vegetarians for Hamburgers
God? He or She?
Church? Christianity? Jesus? Dying?
What is the Imacculate Conception supposed to mean?
Does Imacculate Conception have anything to do with "VIRGIN BIRTH"?
Google Imacculate Conception and learn that is NOT.
What else do you falsely believe?
Jesus, the basis of Christianity? .
If Jesus died, he could NOT have been God.
Can Gods die?
If Jesus 'died' on Friday and 'undied' on Sunday, what else besides Saturday was sacrificed?
Did Jesus give up Saturday for us?
No Eternal sacrifice, big deal for a day!
If Jesus died for our sins, there should not be any more sins, else why go through with it?.
If Jesus really DIED, he should be dead, dead, dead!
Life after death is like virginity after childbirth.
If the flesh of Jesus died, what was seen walking and talking on Sunday?
If you believe this stuff, you are not going to like the folks who don't. You want them to believe it too to validate you.
Christians want everyone to convert to their non-thinking in order to be 'saved'.
Believing and not thinking is like choosing to be lost.
P.S.
The following is not my Question or my Answer.
[Do Christians on Yahoo! answers feel righteous when they report questions they disagree or disapprove of?
Best Answer - Chosen by Asker
Hey that's cool, nine of pentacles I agree with you, that certain participants report abuse just because they don't like the answer or question, which in itself is abuse just consider the source, narrow minded and pompous .]
"Inter faeces et urinam nascimur" St. Augustine (be humble)
2006-10-12 08:13:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God and Jesus do not change their minds. What is set is set. Most Christians do approach things in ways that should not be done. For instance, homosexuality. Christians are to love the people, but despise the sin, because that is God/Jesus looks at it and tells us to be that way. But there are extremist out there who say that "God hates fags." That is in no way shape or form true. GOD DOES NOT HATE GAYS. HE LOVES THE PERSON, BUT DESPISES THEIR SINFUL NATURE. Christians are to show love towards the person. We are too love others, because God loved us first.
Everybody is not perfect. Christians are suppose to be like Christ, but they will never fully be like Christ, because Christ is PERFECT. We can only strive to be like Christ. Its an everyday battle between serving God and be tempting with sin. It is only with Jesus' help.
God created science and logic, He created everything. Read the book of Job and God talks to Job about creation and always being there.
2006-10-12 08:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by sanctusreal77 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What if He came back and told you that you were wrong?
I'm a Christian and I understand the Bible to be about morals. I don't take any portion of the bible literally. I don't think He'll tell me otherwise.
2006-10-12 08:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by trigam41 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nicely i comprehend that Christianity as a collection of religious businesses is going interior the incorrect course and have been doing so because of the fact the formation of the Roman Catholic church; i assume i might, because he's Jesus after all, exchange my habit as religious exercising is worried...
2016-12-13 07:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by pfarr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well he would be right because as it goes christians worship a jew and refuse to accept this so perhaps it would be good if jesus his self, the one and only were to come back and set the record straight because it seems to have gotten confused.
2006-10-12 08:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then I suppose there would be lots of christians having one hell of a day.
2006-10-12 08:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
People who aren't Xtains would laugh their a** off. He'd then fix what they got wrong and then when He left they would just screw it all up again. I say this as an Atheist.
2006-10-12 08:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by Angel Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he came back Christians would probably claim he was the devil and burn him. You know what, he probably already did and that's why nobody else saw him.
2006-10-12 08:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh my *** off. I would start knocking on Jehovah Witness's door's preaching the word, and I'm not Christian. I'm include a "nah, nah, nah, nah, nah--ah!"
2006-10-12 08:16:20 · answer #11 · answered by Angel Baby 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋