The Differences between Men and Women
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
2006-10-12 08:01:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
true compeltely true!!!!
good job
2006-10-12 08:03:50 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Some what true and funny
2006-10-12 08:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was great to read, and its so true. It sure did make me smile
2006-10-12 08:19:52 · answer #3 · answered by krisbohanon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it many times but never feel tired!!!
2006-10-12 08:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its good but not completley true sorry
2006-10-12 08:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm...i disagree with that.
first of all that is sexist.
and my nickname is Lala.
2006-10-12 08:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by rever_a_vous 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah. quite right
2006-10-12 08:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by chalyde 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THREE THUMBS UP!
2006-10-12 08:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the differance is that it fells so good with a girl when she is having sex with a guy cuz they have *****
2006-10-12 08:04:42 · answer #9 · answered by jess 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
So So true............funny!!
2006-10-12 08:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋