A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
And Another
A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed, "The Blonde".
2006-10-12 07:53:05 · 12 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
nside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
2006-10-12 07:53:26 · update #1
LOL!!!!!!!!!!UR HELA FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-12 08:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To Wilson Wilson,
You're an Almond Joy
2006-10-12 15:44:45 · answer #2 · answered by andi b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-12 15:03:12 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard the second oen the other day, but both are HILARIOUS!. hah hah hah
I have to add one to your earlier Q..
I am six inches long and have 2 nuts, what am I?
An Almond Joy!
2006-10-12 14:57:31 · answer #4 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is a brunette and a blonde falling down from a sky scraper . who will reach first the ground?
the brunette..
the blonde will lose her way!!!
2006-10-12 15:13:33 · answer #5 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you kill a blonde?
Throw a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.
2006-10-12 15:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by congoman365 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good jokes. they made me snicker. they weren't great but at least i haven't heard them before. i give you 4 stars. i am impressed there are some newer blonde jokes floatin out there, and they actually aren't corny, thanks!!!
2006-10-12 15:06:47 · answer #7 · answered by jess l 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thx for the laugh!
2006-10-12 14:56:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lofl
2006-10-12 21:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by becca becz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second one's allright........... ;^ )
2006-10-12 14:57:09 · answer #10 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋