English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

9 answers

I was at a wedding reception and we were all in a big circle on the dance floor taking turns dancing in the middle. One of my friends stepped in and started dancing, until his pants split down the back and middle. Even worse, he was wearing a thong because his girlfriend thought they were sexy. I've never seen anyone run so fast!

2006-10-12 09:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by brainy_blonde 3 · 0 0

Once my exboyfriend and I found a kitten. We took it into our apartment but we were convinced it "had" to belong to someone.He sent me to the house next door , a old victorian with a big porch and low windows on the porch. Well I knocked on the door and could hear something ... So I yelled " DID YOU LOSE A CAT " I thought I heard someone inside answer so , I leaned in close to the window to ask the guy to repeat what he said ... He was in a chair right there by the window making love with his lady friend ...she jumped up and ran and he cussed me out....

2006-10-12 23:29:42 · answer #2 · answered by yeah , yeah whatever 6 · 0 0

I saw this guy once in a restaurant roll his eyes at his date. She got up to powder her nose and I saw him flick a booger into her soup. What he didn't see was that she had turned around because she had forgotten her purse--- and had seen THE WHOLE THING. She smacked him and walked out.

2006-10-12 19:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'll never forget the time I walked by a neighbor's apartment in my old complex. They were doing the nasty with the blinds up and their curtain wide open.

2006-10-12 20:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was gonna go over one of my friends house to pick up some clothes i had left there and I remembered that i had to knock on his window so he could hear me and when I got to his window I noticed he was laying on his bead with his dick out watching porn. when I knocked on his window he jumped so high out the bed that he coulda hit the ceiling!! He didnt see me but when he came to the door to answer it, he had this crazy guilty face on him. I just grabbed my clothes and left and laughed about it inthe car.

2006-10-12 19:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by *SexXyLuV* 3 · 0 0

Once at summer camp when i was a kid I walked in on one of the adult conselors shaving in their underwear. That was really gross, this person was not a spring chicken if you know what i mean. LOL :)

2006-10-12 15:18:08 · answer #6 · answered by ladyoftherrlake 3 · 0 0

I walked in on an old man (In the ladies room!) who was on the toilet, and he had forgotten to lock the door! I don't know who was more surprised, him or me!

2006-10-12 15:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by dlgrl=me 5 · 0 0

Whacking off......eeeewww!

2006-10-12 16:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by shortfrog 5 · 0 0

my mom and her boyfriend having sex

2006-10-12 18:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Branded with the Dark Mark 4 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers