Is it good to be a man?

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37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man


1. Your *** is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's *** if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

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Answer 1

Very good.
Now 1 thing that is good about being a woman:
1: We are in charge

Answer 2

1.You have a extra Chunk of muscle to play with when you get bored!

2.You have got "hair over the lips" which you can groom publicly!

3.You need not have to pay for Saniatary Napkins

4.Your Condomes are Chaeper , caomapred to the female ones

5.Can hide your Scars on face with your beard if needed.

6. You can put your C**K in all the holes of opposite sex

7. No worry of Breast and Cervical Cancer

8.Nothing to worry about Uterine diseases and pregnancy upsets

9.Need not worry about conception and susequent abortions!

10. No 'mensus' periods

11.You have No Pre mentrual Syndromes.

12. No change in Chest size once you attained maturity.

And many can be added but then let others also get Chance!

Answer 3

I love it! it is so true! i have been saying it for years!.. AND we dont have to have babies!

the only thing is:

1) We have to play with someone elses chest

2) We stink constantly (cause we like meat and beans)

3) Football is only on the weekends (and some thursdays)

4) Beer doesnt offer much variety

5) I'm bored now and just gonna quit coming up with these.. great post!

Answer 4

attempt assembly up with him for an casual date and ask him...head to head superb thank you to get answer. provide him benefit of the doubt til you understand for specific. If that have been his female then she could have the two asked "who's that this" or what the F***. in case you call and continually get voicemail i could challenge-that ought to intend it dont want to respond to if she is there. what do you bought to lose in case you meet him for dinner?

Answer 5

Nice one. Keep them coming

Answer 6

u bet some1 said to be a woman is a mess at least we can pee standing up

Answer 7

Okay.