A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
Daddy longlegs he replied
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question,
He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain crap in our garden."
2006-10-12 07:33:58 · 43 answers · asked by postypaul 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks! I'll have to share this one.... ;)
2006-10-12 07:37:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny!! But did you know that there a higher percentage of homosexuals in fraternities and sororities than in any other organization or group. This includes the military, where there have always been an incredibly high number of homosexual men. Mommas don't let your children join a frat or sorority when they go to college, tell them to live in the dorms unless you want them to come home for fall break and introduce you to their same-sex significant other.
2006-10-12 07:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already Heard it>its old>but lol>is it Funny Shitt!
2006-10-13 06:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-12 07:38:08 · answer #4 · answered by Inky Pinky Ponky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-12 07:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definately funny. Two thumbs up!
2006-10-12 07:36:58 · answer #6 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's rude, though many people might because much offense is taken where none was intended. Personally, I think it is cute & funny.
2006-10-12 07:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Shadow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of the mouth of babes...
I like it.
If only more people would see it like that little girl.
2006-10-12 12:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was posted recently. Still funny!
2006-10-12 07:35:59 · answer #9 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUUUDE! I fell for it hook line and sinke. lmao Just make the daddy a baptist minister
2006-10-12 07:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Democestes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not rude. Brought a smile to my face.
2006-10-12 07:40:05 · answer #11 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋