Once as a small child I let out a very loud fart in the movie theatre. Several people around us got up and moved away. My brother and I were laughing through the rest of the movie.
2006-10-12 07:20:17 · 12 answers · asked by kellermanintx 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I regret to say that I am an excellent belcher.
2006-10-12 07:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is funny, not really disgusting...
This is about my son, he must have been around 3 then. We took him to a movie (cartoon of some sort) and during a portion of the show there was dead silence, you could have heard a pin drop.
He accidentally burped the loudest burp I've ever heard in my life and the entire audience broke up laughing. I thought the walls of the theater were shaking! I'll never forget it!
2006-10-12 14:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear. Well, once, when I was 18, there was this bar.... and 8 screwdrivers..... and 4 shots of Kamikaze....... and then I stood up fast to head for the bathroom...... ummmm....... never made it!
But you know the scene in the movie The Exorcist where Linda Blair's head turns around & around and what looks like green pea soup sprays out of her mouth?
Well....... that was me....... in a crowded bar........ throwing up over about 50 strangers who couldn't move away from me in time!
2006-10-12 14:24:44 · answer #3 · answered by kja63 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, when I was in highschool many moons ago a I found out a friend of mine was trying to steal my guy well, I pretended to patch things up with her even though I still thought she was a little coniving ***** and offered to pick up lunch for her that day at the local burger place. I had another friend with me who never liked this girl anyways and she actually cut some of her pubes off and put them in her cheeseburger and i gave her the cheeseburger and sat there and watched her eat every last bite of it not having a damn clue pretty damn nasty I know but I have grown up since than.
2006-10-12 17:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by LKJ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was in high school, some friends of mine and I decided to TP a friends pick-up. But instead of toilet paper we covered his truck in feminine sanitary pads, tampons, and ketchup! We even climbed in through the window and tied tampons to the mirror, steering wheel, and the gear shift. Then we left all the plastic wrappings and applicators in the bed of the truck. Did I mention he was at football practice at the time and the entire team and all the coaches came out to see his truck at the end of practice? We were laughing so hard we almost gave away our hiding spot! So funny!!!!!
2006-10-12 15:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by disneychick 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
At times, I have refused to acquiesce to any male who happened to be in the vicinity. Sometimes this has caused problems for people who are misogynistic. They act horrified, disgusted. I just laugh!
2006-10-12 14:24:08 · answer #6 · answered by nora22000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once enjoyed a candy apple coated with toasted mealworms. They had a warm nutty flavor that went well with the traditional candy coating and crispness of the apple.
2006-10-12 20:32:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I pooped in a box once, wraped it up like a present, left it on someone's doorstep with a note that read "from a secret admirer," rang the doorbell and took off.
2006-10-12 14:23:59 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Danger 1 · 4⤊ 2⤋
burped very loudly in the office when the MD was on our floor oooooooooooppppppppppppppps yes I still work there
2006-10-12 14:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by akasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
got into a farting contest with my husband while i was pregnant. everyone (friends and family) thought we were disgusting. i thought we were just bonding LOL!
2006-10-12 14:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by lilmama 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋