i've tried and tried to teach it physics but it just wont work!!! it just walks away!! i had to strap it down!!! TIGHTLY! uh, oh i think its out of air!!!!!!! BYE!!
2006-10-12 06:47:47 · 8 answers · asked by N T 2 in Pets ➔ Cats
Your cat was an English major and hates math and science.
2006-10-12 06:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lee 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cats do know physics. How else do they jump out of 10 story buildings and survive? Seriously. When I tried it, they said I was trying to commit suicide.
2006-10-12 13:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Hazardous Custard 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
First thing to do is to teach your cat the Greek alphabet.
He already knows one letter....MU
2006-10-12 13:56:10 · answer #3 · answered by GreenHornet 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A cats brain will only learn math when you feed it dog chow. Then you should have luck.
2006-10-12 13:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by Thanks for the Yahoo Jacket 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
weird....
teach him Quantum Physics and the Shrödinger Cat Paradox, and your cat will learn by fear (heheheh).
2006-10-12 14:01:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh it knows.. it knows...
can't you see it? soon as you apply the matter at hand to the cat you see how the cat reacts?
watch out for that cat now... it's up to something.
hummmm.. rubs chin.
2006-10-12 13:58:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gee; I hope you haven't got any kids.
2006-10-12 13:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your a dork.
2006-10-12 13:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋