The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old man leaned over the bar.
The Devil wanders across to the old man and says "Do you know how I am?" The old man took another sip of his beer and answered "Yep"
The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't you afraid of me?" The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister 40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"
2006-10-12 06:46:25 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice try
2006-10-12 06:53:29 · answer #1 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar and sets a little piano on the bar, a frog on top of the piano, and a cat in front of it. The cat starts playing the piano and he and the frog sing a song. The guy puts a sign up "Frog for sale". Everyone scrambles around to raise money and finally one of them buys the frog and leaves.
The bartender comes over to the guy and asks,"Why would you sell half of your act?"
The guy looks at him and answers, "Because the cat's a ventriloquist"
2006-10-12 13:53:15 · answer #2 · answered by cwriter2003 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
im not a joker! HA HA HA, Just joking Try FREEJOKES.com or jokesmania.com
2006-10-12 13:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by jackie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like this joke hey write some more ok
2006-10-12 13:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by bonnie3bd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and that makes you the devil's brother in law! ;-)
2006-10-12 13:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm did you make that up? I've never heard that before
2006-10-12 13:48:00 · answer #6 · answered by denise e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya I got it but you can do better
2006-10-12 13:48:52 · answer #7 · answered by artzonesigns 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And the devil ran away........hahahahaha........good one.....LOL
2006-10-12 13:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know the word for it, but it's not 'funny'.
2006-10-12 13:49:01 · answer #9 · answered by inlovew/jesus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this one
2006-10-12 14:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by legalsecretary27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋