There was George Bush ,Rice,and Dick C. in a private plane.Bush saids''If I throw a 1000 dollar bill out the window I will make somebody happy''.Rice said''If I threw 10 ...100 dollar bills I would make 10 people happy''.Dick C. said if I threw 100 dollar bills I'll make 100 people happy''.So the polite said''If he threw all 3 out he would make 56 million people happy''.
2006-10-12 06:31:27 · 9 answers · asked by Da..KINGizHeRe!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why didn't the Pilot keep his word? ...hahahaha... good one...
Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".
Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"
A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."
Bush says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."
Bush says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"
A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush was on a plane and it blew up."
Then Bush says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"
And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."
2006-10-12 06:35:46 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweeeet
2006-10-12 13:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by apocalypso blues 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2006-10-12 13:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by notyou311 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I want to shake that pilots hand yours too, lol very good give us more
2006-10-12 13:35:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it would make me happy definitely
2006-10-12 13:34:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny and true, couldn't ask for anything more!
2006-10-12 13:56:23 · answer #6 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuckling like heck..
2006-10-12 13:36:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
that was great!
2006-10-12 13:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YYEESSS!!! LOVE IT!
2006-10-12 13:34:05 · answer #9 · answered by jovi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋