This guy goes into a bar and asks for 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks "wow, whats the special occassion?" and he responds "Oh, I'm celebrating my first bl*w job!"
The bartender says "well, hell, congratulations! let me buy you another shot on the house!"
Theman says "no thanks, if 5 won't get the taste out of mouth, nothing will!"
Eew...
2006-10-12 06:31:05 · 18 answers · asked by Kathy S 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...hehehehehe
I have heard that same joke in about 1000 ways.
My favorite variety is:
A young man walks up to his dad. "My Father I want to tell you, you were wrong about a ********."
"Son how was wrong. That is the best thing in the world."
The son spits and says "Then why does it taste like PI$$"
2006-10-12 06:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by mikeae 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, we should not laugh at queers. They need help bad. I used to laugh at that joke, but just think if it was your kid or brother of dad, which would do such an evil and filthy thing.
2006-10-12 06:35:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dang that one was good
Thanks for the laughs
2006-10-12 06:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but very homo-erotic.
2006-10-12 06:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by cuppycake♀ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kathy, your so bad in such a goooood way, love ya man, that is funny.
2006-10-12 06:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hell to the YES! thx for the laughs.. :-)
2006-10-12 06:35:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, Hopefully he got paid right!
2006-10-12 06:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by passthevasia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO i like that one. Heres another......Andy Dick is so gay his chapstick is c*ck flavoured.
2006-10-12 06:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by skybluebabyboo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one...but its still funny and gross
2006-10-12 09:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwwwww, but it made me smile
2006-10-12 07:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by AleOmar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋