A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
2006-10-12 06:21:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
Oh gosh .. I love those jokes.. it is already spreading threw my office as I type.. hehe
Thanks for sharing!
2006-10-12 06:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by FerymayGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take this also !
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."
"That’s very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?"
Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"
"That’s very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"
He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a hooker."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."
>Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest?"
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn`t forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question.
His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she`ll float to heaven."
Johnny thinks that`s neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny`s dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy`s dying!"
is father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy`s dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy`s balloons and she`s screaming `Oh God, I`m coming!"
Johnny`s parents were out of town once and so they asked that young female teacher to stay for that time in their house.
Before going to bed Johnny says to her "Oh, please, I`m so afraid to be by myself, please, sleep in my bed."
She agrees and they go to bed.
In the morning she wakes up to find a big hairy-chested man in her bed.
She exclaims: "Johnny? Where is Johnny?!!!"
"Johnny? Who is Johnny? Is that the little boy selling the tickets?"
2006-10-12 07:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you. An oldie but a good one.
try this one.
A blonde walks into a bar. OUCH she screamed.
2006-10-12 06:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by mikeae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-10-12 06:29:32 · answer #4 · answered by stigma138 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Stuff!!
2006-10-12 06:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-10-12 06:23:38 · answer #6 · answered by Livia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is super funny. I don't think i've heard that joke before. GOOD ONE!!
2006-10-12 06:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny LOL
2006-10-12 06:25:15 · answer #8 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha that was funny...i thought he was gonna say he found out that he was gay as well! LOL
2006-10-12 06:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Thang 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG i like. I will be calling to share this with my mom!
2006-10-12 06:25:43 · answer #10 · answered by jovi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋