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A Crying Pregnant Blonde

There were three women sitting in a doctor's office,
a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They were all pregnant.

"I'm having a boy because I was on the bottom," said
the brunette.

"Well, I'm having a girl because I was on top," said
the red-head.

All of a sudden the blond started crying. They asked
her what was wrong. "I'm having puppies," exclaimed the blond.

2006-10-12 06:17:48 · 35 answers · asked by Kathy S 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

35 answers

trust me, blondes ARE more fun.

2006-10-12 06:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

Yes. The Blonde did it Doggy Style.

2006-10-12 06:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by Daddy Big Dawg 5 · 0 0

Because, she was on her fours......lo....hahahahaha
........good one..LOL

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her
what had happened to her ears and she answered,

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up
the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to
your other ear?"

"The jerk called back!"

2006-10-12 06:19:38 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 2 0

Kinda funny

2006-10-12 06:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Molly323 5 · 0 0

Poor blondes. They aren't stupid, they are just misunderstood. All the blondes I've met have been incredibly intelligent. So, is this joke funny???

2006-10-12 06:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Obi-wan Kenobi 4 · 0 1

Duh.......Now, how about this one? How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? One. One to hold the light bulb as the world revolves around her.

2006-10-12 06:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by cwriter2003 3 · 0 1

Why do meth heads always do it doggie style? so they can both watch out the window at the same time.

2006-10-12 06:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL. A good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!

2006-10-13 14:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

You are sick and disgusting. I like it the next time you and your dog get it on send me puppies urrrr I mean Pics.

2006-10-12 06:19:34 · answer #9 · answered by J D 2 · 0 1

Whats not to get? Whats the question?

2006-10-12 06:19:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes --- Get along little doggie

2006-10-12 06:21:47 · answer #11 · answered by UK Fan 3 · 0 0

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