there is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head stranded in the middle of the desert. their car broke down. they have to walk for help, so the brunette takes a muffin, the redhead takes a bottle of water and the blonde takes a car door. the redhead and the blonde ask the brunette why she chose the muffin.
she says "just in case we get hungry, we can nibble on this."
ok they say. then the brunette and blonde ask the redhead why she chose the water.
"just in case we get thirsty, we can sip on this."
ok they say. then the brunette and redhead ask the blonde why she chose the car door.
"if we get hot, we can just roll down the window."
funny huh? probably not..it is an old joke.
2006-10-12 06:09:13 · 19 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not funny plus it is offensive.
2006-10-12 06:11:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny...?...yes, like a typical blonde joke......hahahaha
One for you:
A cop was driving down a country road when he saw a car in the ditch. He got out of his car to see if anyone was in the car. A blonde popped her head out the window and said "Thank god officer! I got in an accident!" The officer replied with "Well I can see that! Are you okay?" The blonde looked forward and said "Well yeah... I think so." Then the officer looked around and said "Miss.... your car looks like an elephant stepped on it. How did you crash?" The blonde looked at him and said "It was so strange. I was driving down the road and out of nowhere a tree jumped infront of me, so I swerved to the other side and another tree was in the way, so I swerved again, but another one was there again, so one last time I swerved to the other side, but the damn tree got me, and caused me to go in this ditch!" The officer started to laugh hard. "Whats so funny?" The blonde asked. The officer took a second to catch his breath then said "Miss, theres no trees on this road for miles ahead. That was your car air freshner swinging back and forth!"
2006-10-12 06:13:33 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they on occasion offend people different than blonde heads. I definitely have dark brown hair and a few one asked me if I had blond roots. i did not get indignant I took it as a comedian tale. yet some people could be indignant.
2016-10-16 02:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's about as funny as munchin an dderall and running around with your pants down.
2006-10-12 16:53:12 · answer #4 · answered by Gangantuan-Megalopolis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny, but it fits in with the bolnde jokes.
2006-10-12 06:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is old...you were right there. But nice try. It was funny in it's prime. Keep 'em coming. :-)
2006-10-12 06:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time but now it ant sorry
2006-10-13 11:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a cute joke =0)
2006-10-12 06:12:05 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never heard it before, so it was funny to me.
2006-10-12 06:11:48 · answer #9 · answered by K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was ok but electric's was better. (said by a blonde, wink-wink)
2006-10-12 06:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋