tell me the funnyest yo mama joke and ill vote you best answer if i lagh the hardest.
EX: Yo mama so fat when she went to Mcdonalds she triped over Wendys and landed on Berger King.
2006-10-12 06:04:08 · 11 answers · asked by Zimbob 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma is like a squirrel, always having nuts in her mouth!
Yo momma is like a brick, always gettin laid by mexicans.
lol... thats 2 of my favorites.
2006-10-12 06:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. your mama is so fat that when she fell of the bed she fell of both sides.
2.Yo mamma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money.
3. Yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.
4. Yo mama so stink that her teacher gave her an A for not raising her hand.
5. yo mama so ugly people put a picture of her on the top of the tv to scare away the roaches
2006-10-12 13:44:56 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So Ghetto
Yo mama's so ghetto, she keeps FunnyandJokes' Yo Mama Jokes bookmarked. (Hey wait, that's not funny!)
Yo mama so ghetto, she puts her food stamps in a money clip.
Yo mama so ghetto, her baby daddy and her boyfriend share a bunk-bed.
Yo mama so ghetto, she was born in a bucket at KFC.
Yo mama so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth.
Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates.
Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.
Yo mama so ghetto, her idea of a fortune cookie is an Oreo with a food stamp in the middle.
Yo mama so ghetto, she wheelies on a ten speed.
2006-10-12 13:07:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo momma so fat, she got more crack than Harlem.
Yo momma so stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.
Yo momma so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo momma so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo momma so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma breath so stank, when she sneeze her teeth have to duck!
Yo momma so fat, when she sings, it's over!
2006-10-12 14:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so beautiful that when she had you she was still beautiful
Sorry but I don't like to put down mother
But all these other jokes are okay I guess
Good luck on laughing with the others
2006-10-12 13:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma is so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch, Yo Momma is so old she farts dust, yo momma is so black she has an afro on her big toe, yo momma is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck, yo momma is so bald when she wears a white turtleneck she looks like a busted condom, yo momma's hair is so short, it's unbeweavable...
2006-10-12 13:33:23 · answer #6 · answered by dfksaturn2003 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so ugly she have to tie the bone aroun her neck to get a dog to play with her.
yo mama so fat she have to iron her pant in the driveway
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't belive it's no butter.
yo mama so ugly she make an onion cry.
2006-10-12 13:10:38 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I dont mean to talk about your mama but you talked about mine she got pop corn Titee's with a rubber behind Standing in the Welfare line. I just felt like writing something silly
2006-10-12 13:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama's so fat she sweats bacon bits
yo mama's so fat she has to use diet soap
2006-10-12 14:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by veil_of_tears_97 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama's so dumb that she got hit by a parked car.
2006-10-12 13:10:44 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋