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A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When
we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you
say something with a*s." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets
up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and
shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a*s it won't be
Cheerios."

2006-10-12 05:43:02 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

ha ha ha ha!! I'll never ask for ****** Cherrios again!

2006-10-12 05:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1 0

Lol

2006-10-12 13:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by keddy 2 · 0 0

sweet.
but i'd choose honey nut cheerios

2006-10-12 12:58:14 · answer #3 · answered by fernx24 2 · 0 0

My opinion is your opinion....yes, a joke, that too a funny one....can't control laughing
...hahaha

2006-10-12 12:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha ha ha that was really good, tell us some more I'm bored on Q&A ,s today

2006-10-12 12:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by jackie d 4 · 1 0

i heard that one before

2006-10-12 12:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 1 0

HAHAHAH ... funny =0)

2006-10-12 13:21:22 · answer #7 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0 0

that's wicked cute!

2006-10-12 12:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by deadzed 2 · 1 0

LOL, that is cute.

2006-10-12 12:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 1 0

lol

2006-10-12 13:04:35 · answer #10 · answered by alicia_henderson85 2 · 0 0

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