The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
2006-10-12 04:43:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SUCH BRILLIANCE - I actually laughed out loud
2006-10-12 05:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mandy T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love your 'little Johnnie' jokes. This has to be my favorite though!! I can't wait to tell this one. You're so d*mn funny!
2006-10-12 11:54:04 · answer #2 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh little poor curious and genius Johnnie !!!! Good One ! Keep it up!
2006-10-12 11:55:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday Johnny said to Casey, "I found a condom on the patio!"
Casey asked, "What's a patio?"
2006-10-12 12:10:18 · answer #4 · answered by nina amaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny... Great joke
2006-10-12 11:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Foxxy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the man next door? nice!
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2006-10-12 11:47:17 · answer #6 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so freakin funny do you now were to nd more of those jokes
2006-10-12 11:52:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha this joke is soooo funny! its a great joke!
2006-10-12 11:58:50 · answer #8 · answered by missvixenx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-12 11:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard that one before and its still good
2006-10-12 12:26:40 · answer #10 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋