A Baptist minister & a Catholic priest were pounding this huge sign in the ground near my home that said "END is NEAR...turn while you still have TIME!!! Just then a car just flew by and the people inside yelled out to them "LEAVE us alone you religious nuts"
Then they heard a horrible CRASH!!!!!!!!
Then the Priest said to the Baptist Minister:
Should we have just said: Bridge is Out?
2006-10-12 04:02:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I give it a 3 out of 10 onthe joke meter...
2006-10-12 04:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see the daughters and the mother are working together even in the old jokes. Crossed that bridge before it went out. He that hath an ear let him hear.
2006-10-12 12:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. The bridge is out by your house and religious folks are dooming people to certain death by a confusing message?
2006-10-12 11:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
REAL GOOD! just like dragons flying south for the winter! Btw when will you humans realise that you're not alone, and We, the Entities are watching your every move...
Light Love and Peace!
2006-10-12 11:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Everlost 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LIVE MY LIFE LIKE I AM DOING NOW. WHO CARES IF THE END IS NEAR(WHICH I DOUBT), WHAT DO U WANT ME TO DO?!!
PLUS WHAT BLOODY PROOF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IS TRUE THAT THIS WORLD IS BEING DESTROYED AND THAT IS BY HUMANS. NO ONE ELSE. PPL THAT CANNOT LIVE IN PEACE, THAT ARE GREEDY AND WON'T HEAR IT ANY OTHER WAY...PROOF MY A**E.
2006-10-12 11:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by ~maryjane~ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This one's getting old, folks. Find another joke.
2006-10-12 11:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a new car
2006-10-12 11:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-12 11:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just Me,
I think that I got that in an e-mail some time ago.
2006-10-12 11:07:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
very sad I think the sign distracted them
2006-10-12 11:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋