Whilst smoking the first couple of chapters of Psalms last night I came up with this:
THE JESUS BUNCH
(sang to the tune of the Brady Bunch)
Heres the story of a Jerk named Jesus
Who told everyone he was here for our sins
No one really believed him exept the 12.
And they were all so stoned
Here the story of the 12 disciples
Who all had very very funny names
All of them had hair, to their ankles
Still sittin around getting stoned
And the one day when the jerks met the Romans
And they knew it was for more than just lunch.
They thought about killin the whole damn family
But they decided to kill just one of the bunch
The Jesus Bunch
The Jesus Bunch
That’s the way they becames the Jesus Bunch
2006-10-12 03:15:23 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
May God have mercy on your soul.
2006-10-12 03:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Justice 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You are obviously searching for truth and the sad truth is you already know it. You just deny it.
Your "song" has a few historical inaccuracies in it (you may want to check THE source - the Bible). The people Jesus healed and saved most certainly DID believe Him and they went and told everyone they knew. That's why He had so many followers and still does today.
2006-10-12 10:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Jesus bunch is still around, wanna join? Unlike you, we are living for eternity, because that is what really matters, and in that way we still have peace on earth, even through persecutions. I would be stoned for Jesus too! And then spend eternity in heaven with the rest of the bunch. If your into living it up now and then spending eternity in hell, I would strongly suggest you make a change.
2006-10-12 10:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm with justice: May God have mercy on your soul
God Bless you. ( and by the way I didnt bother reading after the first line) You can try using that talent for good and youll be a celeb. in no time...
2006-10-12 10:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by chinaz777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am not believing you are asking if anyone likes your song. Just remember, you will reap what you sow. As someone said in their answer, Jesus loves YOU! Whether you like it or not. He died for you, me and everyone so that we may have life. Eternal life with Him, one day! That day is right around the corner. See ya at the Pearlie Gates, I hope! God Bless!
2006-10-12 10:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jibber Jabber means senseless babble, good name for you.
2006-10-12 11:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Darryl L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just edit that piece where it says "no one believed him except the 12" and add conservative middle Americans, they seem to believe anything that is declared in his name.
Otherwise, good.
2006-10-12 10:18:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anria A 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You need help. Jesus loves you, now just accept it, before it is too late.
2006-10-12 10:17:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats pretty funny. Did you really come up with that?
2006-10-12 10:34:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like that song , U2 must play that in consert.
2006-10-12 10:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent, good song. It should wind up the Christians nicely.
2006-10-12 10:18:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋