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2006-10-12 02:50:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Family

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Well.. thats a good point.. i guess with life.. you cant see everything.. but really.. why the hell would you want to know that??
But thanks for posting :) made me laugh as im having a bad day :)

2006-10-12 02:53:03 · answer #1 · answered by Andréw 2 · 0 0

lmao! You do! its such a fine mist, you can' t see it! didn't you see the episode of mythbusters about crap getting on your toothbrush???

Why is it that when you scratch your butt through two layers of clothing (your underwear and your jeans) your fingers still stink?
(Question submitted by TREKCOP99)
As pointed out by Barb F., who contributed the term listed below, a fart can be regarded as "aerosolized poop," which means that microscopic fragments and droplets of poop are actually distributed throughout the gaseous matrix of the fart. When delivered from the anus with some force, the components of the fart can penetrate one's clothing and these tiny particles can be trapped in the fibers of the cloth. The particles are transferred to your fingers and then your nose when you scratch and sniff.

2006-10-12 10:01:42 · answer #2 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 1 0

My dad and I used to talk about that. It would be sooooo much easier to find out 'who dealt it' if this were the case. But I would go through 3 times the underpants !!

Would the color of the mist be determined by what the person had eaten ?
eg. lima beans = green mist
chili = a tomato pasty reddish brown

2006-10-12 09:54:35 · answer #3 · answered by thatotherguy 2 · 0 0

it's like a crime scene investigation...how did the suspect annihilate the victim? suspect released biological weapon: C-grade fart. how do we know its a C-grade fart? suspect released it in a standing position w/ underwear serving as filter. i see, but the victim's nose is somehow greenish in color. i see...then it's a B-grade fart! victims nose linings turn green due to severe trauma. suspect bended forward with his *** facing the victims face...quite deadly...yeah, victims dead now...did u check the overall appearance of the victim? yeah, he smells like ****! then case closed! what? the victim was shot up front helplessly. its an A-grade fart! see those **** particles scattered all over him? suspect bended over, aiming at the victim...released weapon of destruction w/o underwear. SHART killed the victim.

2006-10-12 10:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by hEprEbeL 2 · 1 0

Coz we r not Aliens from mars

2006-10-12 09:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well it really depends on how u guys are laying na not evern that it depends on how nasty you fart

2006-10-12 09:59:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Gas is invisible, toxic but invisible.

2006-10-12 09:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by Hamish 7 · 0 0

we do, thats why we get brown stains in white underwear.

2006-10-12 09:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Troubleshooter 1 · 1 0

That is where the "hershey highway" in your drawers comes from...

2006-10-12 09:52:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh we do. If you were an ostrich you would be able to bend backwards and see!!

2006-10-12 09:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by Vonnie S 4 · 1 1

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