A panda walks into a bar and orders a drink after he gets the drink, he shoots the waiter.
The manager come in and says, "how could you shoot my waiter?"
The panda says,"I'm a panda look it up in the dictionary."
Manager geta a dictionary and sees -
PANDA: A HERBIVOROUS MARSUPIAL. HE EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES.
2006-10-12 02:49:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SRRY ABT THE SPELLING MISTAKES. IT'S GETS AND NOT GETA.
2006-10-12 02:55:14 · update #1
HAHAHA..
good one..
tht's why i LOVE pandas..
lol
2006-10-12 03:00:26 · answer #1 · answered by ‹‹тồкỹỌ‗ßõŸ›› 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey!
Don't they do that to lady pandas too?
2006-10-12 10:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-10-12 10:23:14 · answer #3 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
2006-10-12 12:58:05 · answer #4 · answered by alicia_henderson85 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do pandas dream in color?
2006-10-12 09:54:25 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I liked it . It made my day.
2006-10-12 09:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
clever
2006-10-12 11:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by bhlangdon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....cute 1
2006-10-12 09:52:56 · answer #8 · answered by queenmackerel 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehe :p
2006-10-12 09:52:12 · answer #9 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude, that is from a book
2006-10-12 09:54:01 · answer #10 · answered by sunnysidedown 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋