An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding in the elevator. Suddenly, she had the powerful urge to fart. Since no one was in the elevator, she let it go - and it was a doozy.
Of course, the elevator then stopped at the next floor, so she quickly used some Avon Pine-Scented Spray to cover up the smell. A man entered the elevator and immediately made a face.
"Holy cow! What's that smell?"
"I don't know, sir. I don't smell anything. What does it smell like to you?"
"Like someone crapped a Christmas tree."
2006-10-12 02:40:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha another gooden keep them coming!!!!!! :D
2006-10-12 02:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-08 13:23:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think we just found Mr Hankies christmas tree.
2006-10-12 03:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by soxy190 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That would probally be a very stomach turning smell!!!
Ewwww!
2006-10-12 03:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn It Man!!!
Dem needles hurt coming out!
2006-10-12 03:43:48 · answer #5 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been dere, done dat! Tell me a nudda!
2006-10-12 02:43:00 · answer #6 · answered by Vader200 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I'm dreaming of a brown christmas"?
2006-10-12 02:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
funnyy
2006-10-12 04:28:36 · answer #8 · answered by carla_mendoza005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great!
2006-10-12 04:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh, that was really funny, hahahaha
2006-10-12 03:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋