Funniest thing you have done drunk?
2006-10-12 02:39:40 · 34 answers · asked by dizzymooo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Man - at least i can spell you fu**ing idiot and if you dont like the question dont answer. Simple even for you .
2006-10-12 02:47:15 · update #1
Had the wisdom (not) to deepthroat an umbrella in front of ALL my collegues whilst someone was taping it.
2006-10-12 03:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by Janbull 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm assuming you really do mean 'funniest' and are not using the word as a metaphor?
after a very heavy drinking session with some close friends it seemed a great idea to see my flatmates acting debut in drag, since he was appearing in the rocky horror picture show...
we all travelled in full drag across london to colchester... negotiating bank during rush hour in 6" heels, fishnets and a microdress is not an experience I wish to try again.
upon getting to the venue at 7pm, we found out it was in a secondary school, we were the only people in drag, and childrens parents were pulling them away from us! we were quite the talk of the town!
2006-10-12 03:03:01 · answer #2 · answered by muppet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live on a busy road. I came home from club. I wanted to go to bed. I usually only wear a t-shirt, and my underwear. So I decided to start taking my closet off when I got out of the car. Half way down the driveway.
It is about STUPID. I am not sure if you want to call it FUNNY.
Back in my gay days. I went to visit a friend. This friend had a few more friends over. We were all taking shot of vodka. The other gay guys had to have their chasers. I was drinking STRAIGHT (lol) vodka. No chasers. When we ran out of shot glasses. So I had like a small coffee cup. I was shooting what was in the small coffe cup. Which was about several shot glasses at one time.
I got SO DRUNK. He and my female friend had to help me going to the bathroom. I, (or we) broke the towel bar in the bathroom. I sort of missed the bowl. O:-) Then when it was time to leave. I have to be help from the three or fourth floor to the car. Going home. I asked where he was at. She said he is at home. I said I want to see him. She said you will. But we going home. (we were just about home). I pulled the emergency brake up in the middle of the road.
2006-10-12 03:20:36 · answer #3 · answered by Dwayne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was on holiday in texas, and I went out for the evening and thought I looked over 21 (which I was), but every pub/club I tried to get in kept asking me for ID, but I wasn't carrying any.
I was getting really pissed off when it occured to me that my passport was in my hotel, so I whent and retrieved it, thats about the last thing I remember, untill the morning...
I woke up, thought I didn't have much of a hangover, no headache, feeling like vomiting. Most of it seemed to be in my arm, unusual I know so I went to the mirror to investigate, there was a tatoo of a texas driving licence, life size with my details on it.
2006-10-12 02:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by porta_custos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy something from me
click my link here [link bla bla] and i will take money from your bank account
er... sorry got distracted. What was the question?
oh yeah. Well, nothing too crazy. I vaulted over a gate. I got over the gate. Somehow I didn't make contact with the gate. Got home with half the road embedded in my skin. Drunk as a skunk, wire brush and tcp, scrubbed like hell, next morning, right as rain.
Er.. that's it. I guess you had to be there.
I'll get my coat.
I'll get my coat again
2006-10-12 02:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend and i had a mammoth drinking session a few years back. After shamefully dancing in a club to cheesey Steps music, we were on our way home at about 3am and just as we were passing another flat, there was a fridge sitting outside their door waiting to be taken away to the dump. So we nicked it. We had to climb 4 flights of stairs absolutely hammered and got it into the flat. After about 5 minutes, i had wired the plug and we finally had a fridge. Well, you had to be there!
2006-10-12 02:45:19 · answer #6 · answered by slinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once lost my jeans.
I'd inadvertently sat in some chewing gum while I was out, and I'd somehow remembered that the best thing to do would be to put them in the freezer overnight to get said gum off.
The following morning, I'd totally forgotten where the jeans were. I tore that house from top to bottom...
2006-10-12 02:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to go down on a woman all night coz I was too drunk to get it up. I never want to be that drunk again
x
2006-10-12 05:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by tom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it that you stupid boring fu.cker.s above have to write " i dont drink". what is the point what have you achieved. if your gonna answer the question write sumthing interesting that people can enjoy when they read it!
I was drunk in the bk of my mates uncles car and i had finished with my kebab and meant to throw it out of the window nxt to me but the window was shut and it made a huge mess, i spent the next hour trying to clean it up but i was too pi.ss.ed and eventually he did it!
2006-10-12 02:48:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Passed out in the garden next door to the house party i was attending. Woke up at 4am walked home and realised I didn't have my phone, so walked back and scrambled round in the garden till I found it :p
2006-10-12 02:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a tough one girl...there are many..lol..!! well, on my 24"th b-day...i went to a party with my brother and his wife...drank a pt. of Jim beam and a few beers on the way...with no help from them...got into a triple shot competition with some dude...we had to take turns taking 3 shots each of 3 different liquors...tequila, jack Danial's, and crown royal...... ends up he was cheating and not even drinking his...i was to dam drunk to catch it. i ended up running with the big dogs ...so to speak...their pets...running around on my hands and knees barking and sneaking up on ppl and trying to bite them on the legs....i don't remember much of anything...but to many ppl said the same story...must be true...lol !! I'm SOOO glad i don't remember much of that party.......if you cant run with the big dogs...you gotta stay on the porch i guess...lol...
2006-10-12 05:59:56 · answer #11 · answered by juslookin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋