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Jim, Fred, and Jack were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story mess.
After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 floors to get to their room.
Jack said to Jim and Fred: "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 floors, Jim can sing songs for another 25, and Fred can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."
At the 26th floor, Jack stopped telling jokes, and Jim began singing. At the 51st floor, Jim stopped singing, and Fred began to tell sad stories. "I'll tell my saddest story first," he said.

"I LEFT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR."

2006-10-12 02:25:35 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

Very funny. I would make him go back and get it himself!

2006-10-12 03:00:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0 0

Pretty good, but I've heard similar, including the saddest story of them all on the 74th floor, being I left the room key in the car.

2006-10-12 09:28:53 · answer #2 · answered by mancrib 2 · 0 0

Funny!

2006-10-12 09:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by darla 1 · 0 0

Damn it man!!!!!
He'd have to go get it by himself
While we sit here on the 51st floor
Singing and telling jokes
like fools waiting for him.

2006-10-12 10:20:24 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0 0

i thought this was funny enough to call my mom in to read it... she acted like she didn't get it.
hey twiztidsdad... you know you're gonna, piss a bunch of people off, don't you? at any rate, i found you're answer to be mildly amusing!

2006-10-12 09:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by bobbie 3 · 0 0

OH HELL NAW!!....Fred would have to go bacc and get the key by himself.

2006-10-12 09:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by struggling student 2 · 0 0

thats awesome and oh so tragic at the same time. Good one.

2006-10-12 09:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

cool dude
but i really feel sorry for those guys
u made ne laugh

2006-10-12 09:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahahahaha
thats just TOO funny for me to stop laughing!!
great one!!

2006-10-12 09:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by mark 4 · 0 0

this was just on here yesterday or the day before

2006-10-12 09:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 0 0

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