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The other day my milkman told me he had sh*gged every woman in the street except one ,when i told my wife this she said , i bet it's that snooty cow two door's away ! i just thought it was a bit harsh cos she's never spoken to the woman .

2006-10-12 01:38:04 · 48 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Family & Relationships Family

48 answers

hahaha. let's see how many dumb answers you get


EDIT:

Jesus.... lots.... the talent to sense irony really is a rare beast it would seem

2006-10-12 01:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by Dirty_Idea 3 · 2 0

Lmao,milkman sh*gged every woman on the street except 1 and your wife guesses it was that snooty cow two doors away? She must of been sh*gged by milkman too.lol.Some wifes are bitchy but some husband are pricks.I noticed a bitchy wife has a prick for a husband.

2006-10-12 01:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by darlene100568 5 · 0 1

Blame the industrial revolution. with it came powerful jobs for women and the development of hard nose skills. If I were you, I'd tell the milkman that next time he does her, he goes full pelt up the dirt track while impacting on her with a cupped hand. That should knock the b***h out of her for a while.

2006-10-12 01:58:45 · answer #3 · answered by tickTickTICK 3 · 0 0

This is a very clever statement and question. As to why they are bitchy: in high school when they were taking Home Economics, the second half of the course was " Bitching 101" By the way, LMAO

2006-10-12 02:14:40 · answer #4 · answered by Joe 6 · 0 0

she might be jealous about her or your wife might like the milkman and by the way if the milkman has had everyone but 1 and your wife thinks its the snooty cow does that mean your wife has had him IT MAKES YOU THINK DOESN'T IT

2006-10-12 02:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by flowerpot 3 · 0 0

Ok so he slept with your wife? Is that your que that she cheated? Maybe your wife was just saying that to see if you would catch on, obviously you didnt and are more concerned about the comment she made regarding the cow lady two doors down. Focus on your wife instead of what others have said or done!

2006-10-12 01:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by princesbubbleyum 2 · 0 1

Nice one mate. Best question i,ve seen on here for ages. Needed a laug. Anyway better answer the question before someone reports me for not answering. My wife recons her reason for being bitchy is ME. How the fat ugly cow can say I make anyone bitchy is beyond me.

2006-10-12 01:47:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well, didn't you get somewhat concerned when she pointed her finger at the other woman? This means the milkman shagged your wife??!!

2006-10-12 01:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by ribena 4 · 1 0

I don't like to be a b***** person towards my husband and I would rather we got along but when he gets verbally abusive and things that he says to me that is unfair and uncalled for. I get extremely upset for days. I guess I can turn into one but it's only because I am so hurt emotionally by the things he said.

2006-10-12 02:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by Susie B 6 · 0 0

That means that he has done your wife also , Do your kids look like the milkman or what !!!!

2006-10-12 01:42:04 · answer #10 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 1 0

women don't have to speak to know a B*#@h when she sees one. I wonder why her remark was strange because she called the woman a name. I'd be worried cause she didn't say she didn't shag the milkman.

2006-10-12 01:46:59 · answer #11 · answered by sillyredhead 4 · 0 1

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