There is a competition on to win £10.000.The man ask's the barman what do you have to do to win?Barman says, 'down a pint of vodka,rip a rooten tooth out the dog and shag my grannie,shes 96'.Three other lads tried and failed.He decides to give it ago.After 30mins he returns, 'right then' he says.'I've downed a pint of vodka and shagged the dog,wheres the grannie that needs a tooth out'?
2006-10-12 00:27:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man walks in a bar......ouch (you know thats a better joke)
2006-10-12 05:16:52 · answer #1 · answered by Vimto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>funny one>>>>>LOL
And this is for you:
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands.
The girl watches him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes ... how did you figure that out?"
The girl says, "Easy... you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, "You must be a great dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Yes, I sure am a great dentist... How did you figure that out?" The girl says, "Easy... I didn't feel a thing!"
2006-10-12 01:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THats Hilarious
2006-10-12 00:30:48 · answer #3 · answered by jeepguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2006-10-12 04:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL did he get the 10 grand?
2006-10-12 00:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by carlaroberts18 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
tell us some more, no school for me this thursday and i'm bored
thanks for the laugh (and 2 points)
2006-10-12 00:30:46 · answer #6 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good laugh send it to friends viaa e mail
2006-10-12 00:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, i love it!!! I hope he won the 10 grand!
2006-10-12 01:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by jems4691 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before pmsl..
2006-10-12 00:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke - you got anymore?
2006-10-12 00:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋