Well...I don't know. I mean, god doesn't exactly have a terrific track record in doing things only when given permission by human beings. I'm a little rusty on this, but I don't think he ever ASKED Mary, did he? It was more a case of "Yo, girly, you're gonna bear my child!"
So if the Big Kahuna calls, he ain't likely to come courting with flowers and chocolates, and he definitely ain't gonna be using a God-dom to contain all his godly essences...Very much a wham, bam kinda deity.
I reckon the only course of action would be an exorcism. Better call your nearest Satanic High Priest, see if he can hook you up with someone.
2006-10-12 00:55:44
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answered by mdfalco71 6
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actually, it would be some young whipper snapper that would get her pregnant, but as God creates life, He would form the child in the womb. Better keep an eye on your daughter or the friends she hangs around with.
2006-10-11 23:52:18
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answered by Anonymous
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Step 1 Check the list of sex offenders living in your area.
Step 2 See if any of the pedophiles claim to be god.
Step 3 Find them shoot them dead!
2006-10-11 23:55:19
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answered by Rajan S 1
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What do you mean by 'made pregnant by God'? Teach your daughter good morals and let her make her own choices and be around for support. Does this make sense?
2006-10-11 23:53:24
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answered by daliaadel 5
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thats just silly, the only time God did that was 2000 years ago. That was with his son, and if God decides to transport his son to earth through your daughter you should feel honored.
2006-10-11 23:54:04
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answered by Snap 1
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Your making fun of something, you know nothing about, think about this, If the Christian people are right, and there is a God, and a hell, then they are going to heaven, If their wrong, they lose nothing, BUT If your wrong, and you have made fun of God, and his people, and you die, you are in serious trouble, so oyu see, you have plenty to lose, if your wrong, but God believers, have nothing to lose. I would be more busy trying to find the truth, then making fun of those that know the truth. and their GOD.
2006-10-11 23:56:00
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answered by theladylooking 4
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I sincerely hope that for any child's sake you are not the father. Your questions used to annoy me, now, I just feel terribly sorry for you. How horrible your life must be.
2006-10-12 00:16:17
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answered by Only hell mama ever raised 6
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Teach her to say no, and let everyone in town know that you will kill anyone that so much as looks at her in a way you don't like.
2006-10-11 23:53:10
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answered by Wonder Weirdo 3
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Don't worry, its not going to happen, unless you don't exercise proper parenting.
I Cr 13;8a
10-12-6
2006-10-12 00:35:46
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answered by ? 7
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Where in the world do you come up with these questions? Are you THAT bored?
2006-10-12 00:01:52
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answered by Ladeebug71 5
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