no macdo around, may be no bars or pubs. especailly if you are a woman or your bowels are playing up!!!
2006-10-11 23:35:50 · 11 answers · asked by Goldfish" 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Okay seriously. I have irritable bowel syndrome and I always have to be on the alert for this situation. I carry a change of underwear and shorts, bathroom tissue and a blanket for privacy. It's something I live with everyday. I don't have to squat out in public everyday but I would say the situation you described happens to me about once every 3months or so.
2006-10-12 02:20:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
3 simple steps to follow:
1. Buy a 2 litre Coke bottle
2. Empty it up
3. Fill it up by releasing the excess water out of your system (try to do so at a rather "private" space or else, it'd be seen as rather "unBritish" ;)
2006-10-12 09:09:37 · answer #2 · answered by j4mes_bond25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on if I need a wazz or a poo.
If its a wazz find a empty bottle or similar from a bin or whatevers lying around.
If its a poo a empty kebab box or similar.
See easy, Improvise, Adapt, Overcome.
lol
2006-10-12 06:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by jason12211 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab some old news papers and a plastic bag then go and make it in the back seat of your car, supposing you have one :) when you're done, dump it in a trash can on the street corner...oh! don't forget to crack open your car windows.
2006-10-12 12:02:22 · answer #4 · answered by Peaches 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strip and squat
You'll neer see them again.
Once read about a woman who used a bucket in M7S changing rooms which the staff had to get her as she was so desperate she couldn't move!
2006-10-12 06:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could try asking at someones house very politely, not sure if that would work though. Failing that how about a very densely leaved bush!!!!
2006-10-12 06:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by charlotte e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Improvise. Find the nearest bush, hedge or whatever and squat!
2006-10-12 06:41:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even worse if you are on a long bus ride
2006-10-12 09:58:05 · answer #8 · answered by bwadsp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think you will go out
2006-10-12 06:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Sam's 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hold it in or p!ss in a bush
2006-10-12 06:39:53 · answer #10 · answered by xbrunettes_have_more_funx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋