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one moslim man filling form at immigration in air bort ok. officer ask him name, so he tell my name mr. abdul. he ask age and abdul tell 51. then officer ask what your sex, and abdul tell , my sex very strong.
you enjoying my joke sir?

2006-10-11 23:16:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

19 answers

Get a life

2006-10-11 23:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jazz 4 · 5 1

we are able to take jokes. the place is your data Muslims don't have a feeling of humour? There are a million.6 Billion Muslims and decrease than 0.05% are extremists leaving ninety 9.ninety 5% persons who do no longer ''Bomb embassies, and stuff like that''. you're superb i locate some issues pointless and disrespectful yet I in basic terms pity the guy for there lack of understanding. I dont attack them. If I did that i could be attacking people all day long. you have considered the way people communicate approximately Muslims and Islam right here have you ever no longer? no longer precisely well mannered nor respectful. the place are we censoring something that isn't professional Islam? you're no longer describing a single Muslim i comprehend. We communicate each little thing no longer something is Taboo. i'm afraid this is your concept no longer the certainty of the placement. Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Hinduism and so on and so on all are becoming ''worked up'' over many a concern while there faith is being mocked. not one of the religions are in charge for people taking the regulation into there very own hands. Islam did no longer ''bomb'' something adult men did, adult men who regrettably the place no longer following there faith. you may no longer therefor generalize all different Muslims for the movements of a individual. no one is there brothers keeper. Its 0 to do with east and west the two. Muslims are westerners too, thousands and thousands persons are in certainty corn feed westerners and Muslims and can relish good satire as plenty because of the fact the subsequent guy/lady. no one is soliciting for particular medical care or to be spared yet I dont think of respecting some thing held sacred is in basic terms too plenty to ask. I dont pass making jokes at Jews fee or the different faiths. i can chortle WITH somebody and that would not = giggling AT them. there's a differnce, a huge distinction.

2016-10-02 05:28:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You are a pathetic moron. You sound like an Indian.

Anyway, that's not a question. Your English is horrible. You should not be allowed at all here in English speaking people. I'm not sure you ever managed to complete junior school.

I've reported every question you asked.

2006-10-14 23:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by SFNDX 5 · 0 0

Are you making fun of the people that taught you humor? If so I am laughing at them.

Here is a perfect example that shows why public schools need to do better at educating people.

2006-10-11 23:20:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

This is not an islam joke, it is a lexcial one, meaning that the guy cannot speak English very well; this could be any non-English speaker on Earth.

May Allah bless you and every one. I pray to Allah to help us all use this platform seriously to get closer to each other and make the world a better place. I do not think jokes would help.

2006-10-11 23:21:37 · answer #5 · answered by daliaadel 5 · 6 2

i can continue the joke - then officer ask what your sex, and abdul tell , hmmm my sex is 6 to 7 times a week , thn the officer says 'no i mean male or female' , abdul replies 'well mostly female but sometimes male as well' hehe!! you enjoying my joke sir?

2006-10-11 23:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 5

may the peace and blessings of Allah be with u and may He guide u in the right path. may He shower His mercy on u and protect u at all times.

have a nice day and peace.

2006-10-11 23:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by marissa 5 · 2 1

i am sorry dear at ur mental development that u r using such a wonderful question answer platform for jokes.

2006-10-11 23:20:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

No, get a life.
Or go learn english you pathetic loser

2006-10-11 23:29:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

you cant even think of a nickname for you? sad. anyway, i will tell you what the joke ACTUALLY was. here: so he's asked, 'sex?' to which Abdul replies, " male, female, sometimes camel." :p

2006-10-11 23:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by fleur 4 · 2 4

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