It’s basically the same as Christianity but the only difference is you have to wear either a batman costume or Spiderman costume. Both are to include wearing full face masks. How can I make this an official religion?
And could I go to work in my religious clothing?
2006-10-11 23:02:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry forgot to add, women can also have the option of wearing a catwoman outfit.
2006-10-11 23:12:06 · update #1
additonal, emy 360 webpage will be sorted soon and all applicants can apply there.
be warned only people who fully fit the criteria will be allowed to join
2006-10-11 23:39:37 · update #2
i would like to be your ally. i want to help you. but can i dress as catwoman or wonderwoman?
and also can i worship myself?
2006-10-11 23:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
To start your own religion, you must do the following:
1) Receive a divine revelation (or CLAIM to receive a divine revelation) from:
a) Michael the archangel
b) Mother Mary
c) Jesus
d) the Trinity
2) Write down these "revelations" and collect them into a book which will be your holy scriptures
3) Pay a few beggars to come to your first religious meeting to claim that they were healed (of some incurable disease) through your prayers or hands ot kiss etc.
4) Wear unusual clothing
5) Speak in riddles
You will get a following in no time at all.
2006-10-12 09:30:13 · answer #2 · answered by Phoebhart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds brilliant, don't see why you shouldn't be able to wear it all to work either, after all it is your religious duty.
But, I am sorry to say that if I had to choose a religious leader, just by looking at these messages here, I'd have to follow Pixie on this one. I just LOVE to see a woman in the Catwoman or Wonder Woman cozzies! Any pics to support the conversion of potential followers to this new religion would be greately desirable.
I'm sorry, I'm being rude again, it very often happens...so get them wonderous womanly pictures sent...err oh great and powerful, yet sexily costumed leader. It would err please your followers greatly!
2006-10-12 06:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by Taity 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make up some moralistic stories for Children & Lost Sheep, and then refer to it as the Bible, Quran, Torah, Super Book, etc...
Construct a Collection Plate out of bronze, brass or Lead to collect the GOD of Religion - MONEY.
Devise a Vampiric/Zombie ritual such as Drinking Blood (Wine) & Eating Flesh (Bread).
Lose all sense of Logic & Reason, and become overly judgmental.
Despise all other Religions, but pretend outwardly to respect all other Religions.
Use GOD's name in Vain and call yourself - 'The Holy Father', 'Pope' or 'SuperDad'.
Good Luck with your endeavors - You will need it (LOL).
2006-10-12 06:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by John Trent 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can join Benny Hinn"s school of charlattans, or college of Sai Baba .You have to get yourself circumcised and go up a high mountain in the middle east.Then throw your self from up there and hopefully somebody like Tom Cruise might join you.
2006-10-12 06:27:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a great idea. I have recently started a religion, also similar to Christianity, where you have to wear a bin-liner over you head with holes for eyes. Some of my disciples complained about getting very hot during the summer, but I was insistant 'Freedom and cleansing through suffering' I told them.
2006-10-12 06:05:55 · answer #6 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
To start your own religion you must:
*isolate and put down everyone that doesn't follow you.
*disrespect everyone elses believes.
*believe you are superior to everyone else.
*start a war or hate campaign against other faiths.
*come up with gibberish to base your faith on, the more outlandish the better, it will be harder to explain and will require you followers to give in to "faith".
*pray on the weakest members of society i.e. the poor and sick, they will be your strongest followers.
I'm a atheist but from observation, that's how other religions seem to operate.....
Id say you could go to work in your religious clothing, if anyone questions you call them a raciest!
Good Luck
2006-10-12 06:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sadbh 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
All you have to do is become obsessed it seems to have worked for others and do it on a public street in the middle of London you will get publicity and followers just don’t go doing the Waco thing.
Yes if your beleife you have to wear certian clothes then wear them what can they do? you have a right to wear your religious cloths aparently.
2006-10-12 06:09:28 · answer #8 · answered by carla s 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think first you really need to decide on the rules of your religion... batman OR spiderman... thats just too much scope.
As a dictator, I have found a lack of choice is what gets one followers.
Casual beatings help too
2006-10-12 06:14:26 · answer #9 · answered by zara c 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You need to do some sort of a Cris type magic first. plus you need a costume. and a cataloge.
2006-10-12 06:12:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please forward membership application forms to us all. If there were suddenly thousand and thousands of people wandering about the place dressed as cartoon characters it wouldn't half put a lot of noses out of joint - although in most cases we wouldn't actually be able to SEE the noses...............
2006-10-12 06:26:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋