what did shaq say to kobe when kobe went one on one with chris rock?
chris rock also had ball possesion
a:"kobe can you foul him already so he can stop talking and so that you can wait for the 2nd airball when he takes his 2nd freethrow"
here's another one
what did a foolish kid say when his teacher asked him how many archangels are there
a:sir,uhhhhhhhh........................many!
1last
knock knock
who is there
hu
hu who
hu you
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whew that was very tiring
2006-10-11 22:57:38 · 12 answers · asked by zo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahhh............. Ok...............
I didn't get the 2nd joke......
Mais...
2006-10-11 23:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by sirius_black2329 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh !
take this...!
>Team's Coach noticed that his star player, Wayne, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them.
So one day, after practice, the coach asked Wayne, "Just what the hell is your secret with the women?"
So Wayne replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can screw them forever!"
The coach decided that this was a good idea so one day he left training early. When he got home he heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and started banging it on the dresser.
His wife stuck her head out of the shower and said, "Is that you Wanye !!
>In a sunday school class, the teacher asked the students. When you go to heaven, what part of your body will reach first?
One little girl said her hands, because when she prays her hands point to heaven. Another girl said her heart, because when she prays, it all comes from her heart.
And a little boy spoke up and said his feet would reach first. The teacher couldn't figure this out, so she asked the boy, "How did you come up with feet?"
He said, well the other night i got thirsty, so I got up to get a drink. I passed mommy and daddy's room, and mommy was lying on her back, with her feet in the air yelling "GOD I'M COMMING!"
But, she couldn't go because daddy was holding her down.
2006-10-12 07:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"whew that was very tiring"
three bombs in a row and your tired? Might I suggest a little more exercise in your life.
2006-10-12 06:53:17 · answer #3 · answered by boter_99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try having a humour implant!
2006-10-12 07:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am I this dumb? or the joke is UN-understandable
uhhhhhh................
I understand the first one but the others , well no!
I need an explanation!
2006-10-12 06:53:49 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it, was it jowks for blonds?
If it was then I understand perfectly. lol
2006-10-12 06:18:38 · answer #6 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
amusing but brain damaged lah
2006-10-12 06:13:20 · answer #7 · answered by angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill bet it was mate like you dont want to hurt yourself matey
2006-10-12 06:02:31 · answer #8 · answered by GOOCH 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got confused with all the hahahahahaahah
2006-10-12 06:53:09 · answer #9 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermmm !!! Yeah !!!
2006-10-12 06:02:46 · answer #10 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋