Maybe I can have both their jobs and let them retire, I could be both prophet and saviour. economize heaven, reduce the payroll.
2006-10-11 22:42:20 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
With all due respect,
If you believe you have never sinned, then according to the Bible, it is not possible for you to get to heaven.
2006-10-11 22:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by sweet_unicorn 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now that we have established in a previous answer that you have indeed sinned you cute little piggy, I will discuss a job for you after you get saved and go to heaven. What I have found is that ex-athiests make the very best christians. Being one who has walked through the depths of humanity and taken responsibility for your own actions putting them on your own shoulders, I am guessing you would make a great teacher, and when I talk to my friend after we are done discussing your salvation I am gonna make that recomendation unless when you give me best answer you tell me there is another job you would like better. Oink Oink
2006-10-12 12:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by icheeknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So let me see you have never (and I mean never once) lied or lusted or wanted someone elses property or hated anyone at all. You have dedicated one day of each week to serve the God of the Bible and you constantly study his word. (which by the way if you had then you would know that Mohamed contradicts the teachings of the Bible.) Sorry I have yet to meet a person who has come close.
2006-10-11 22:54:39 · answer #3 · answered by danhowell_diana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds too good to be true, But since not all "Christians will go to heaven" but some will, the bible says God has bought those anointed Christians, they will go to heaven, why, they will be kings and priests along with Jesus as everyone king. So really you need to work on you job application and see if you qualify for the job. The job description is in the bible.
2006-10-11 23:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by fire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know Mohamed's gonna be in Heaven?? Personally, I think Jesus will give you a better job.
2006-10-11 22:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
How sure are you this Mohamed going to be there
Now you sound like Lucifer before he got cast out of heaven with that kind of PRIDE
2006-10-11 22:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Sorry no Pigs in Heaven, You are gonna rot in hell where you will be someones Roasted Pork
2006-10-11 23:12:57 · answer #7 · answered by ALI G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus for sure. Mohamed died long time ago and he won't be coming back. When Jesus comes back as i know he will, i hope you are not yet too old for that job.
2006-10-11 22:58:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well both are in Heaven nodding their heads in despair everytime they look at the FEW followers who are nothing but all talks and no actions. also both are men and to err is human.
2006-10-11 22:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by marissa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Romans3:23" For everyone has sinned and falls short of the glory of God"
2006-10-11 22:54:05 · answer #10 · answered by choilein 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋