My toast was burnt this morning.... was that a liberal anti-American conspiracy too?
2006-10-11 22:35:59 · 9 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 points to the most amusing answer.
2006-10-11 22:36:23 · update #1
You would think after being out of office this long he would quit screwing **** up for poor G. Dub. He's really got a lot of power ya know. he has increased the deficit by mammoth proportions since hes been out of office....Pitty he seemed to be doing such a good job while he was there too.
2006-10-11 22:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by djmantx 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
Your toast is a victim of anti-liberal warmongers who hate your freedom, your democracy, your right to make your own choices, follow your religion and your right to steal all the oil in the world in the name of freedom, democracy, rights, etc…
Or maybe your toaster’s screwed…
2006-10-12 06:00:13 · answer #2 · answered by critic_22 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found an apparition of the Madonna in the fudge stripes of my underwear, I think it's Bill Clinton's fault...
2006-10-12 05:54:44 · answer #3 · answered by The REVJim Jones 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Clinton is evil. Evil=devil. Clinton is the cause of evil in the world. FACT!
2006-10-12 05:38:52 · answer #4 · answered by RIDLEY 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
blame Clinton 4 everything!...
2006-10-12 07:02:07 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ruining the thought of ever smoking a good cigar or loving the color blue ever again
2006-10-12 11:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blame him for being unprepared. he could have helped prevent or at least prepared us for 9/11
2006-10-12 05:50:47 · answer #7 · answered by wigginsleanna 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My wife is pregnant
2006-10-12 07:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I need a dictionary...
2006-10-12 06:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by Peanut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋