I'm bored so tell me a joke. Dirty ones are okay.
2006-10-11 22:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by Too Cool For Me 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is the height of honesty?
A pregant woman travelling by bus asking for a one and a half ticket!!
What is the height of stupidity?
Two blondes sitting on a bike fighting for the window seat!
How do you keep a blonde busy?
1. Tell the blonde to find the egde of a circle.
2. Give her a paper with the words Turn Over written!
Sorry, if any blonde is reading......these are only jokes.....
Good Luck!
2006-10-11 23:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man arrives at the clinic late in the evening, afterhours. He knocks & enters the office of the Radiologist. He says " doctor, I think I am a moth, can...n you help me p...please "
The radiologist says " I can't help you, you need to see a pychologist instead. The man says " I know, but your office is the only one with the light on.
lol lol .....
2006-10-12 06:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours
Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front"!!
2006-10-12 06:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by shoosh_b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man was alone on a bus with the driver late at night.
he says to the driver, 'man, im so mad up for a bit of action! do ya know anywhere i can get some?'
the bus driver pulls in.
'Go to the cemetary. Go to the statue of jesus. There you will see a nun. Tell her youre god and she'll do anything for you.'
....
The man thanks the driver and heads for the cemetary.
He dresses up as jesus, and jumps out in front of the nun.
'I AM JESUS!' he roars. 'I command you to have sex with me!'
He does his business with the nun. when he is finished, he pulls off his costume and laughs at the nun. he says: ' HA! I'm not jesus at all!'
The nun turns around and pierces him with a look. She grins. 'HA! I'm the bus driver!'
2006-10-12 06:04:03 · answer #4 · answered by maidenteffia 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscle contractions.
He asked a female student," Do you know what your asshole is doing while you are having an orgasm?"
She answered," He's probably deer hunting with his buddies."
2006-10-12 06:57:17 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bar of soap
Want another???
2006-10-12 07:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♡♡Gneaseach♡♡ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont they have telephones in china?
Because,
There`s too many wings,too many wong`s, they might wing the wong number! he!! he!!
2006-10-12 05:51:21 · answer #7 · answered by Jeff 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
hu
hu hu
hu yu
haha
2006-10-12 05:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by zo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋